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Default Jul 18, 2022 at 03:57 PM
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What do you call a mermaid's underwear?
Algae--bra!

I saw my boyfriend with a piece of graph paper the other day. I think he's plotting something.

What does an acorn say when it grows up?
Gee-Im-A-Tree

*Math geek out*

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Default Jul 18, 2022 at 03:59 PM
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There was a statistics teacher who would always accelerate hard when driving through intersections and then slow down after passing through. One day he drove a colleague to work who was noticeably uncomfortable at his driving. The colleague asked, “Why do you always drive so fast through intersections?” To which the statistics teacher responded, “Well, statistically speaking, you’re more likely to have an accident in an intersection, so I make sure to get through them as fast as possible!”

Sound logic.

You should never start a conversation with Pi. It’ll just go on and on forever.

Baker: Pies are round and cakes are square! Mathematician: No, πr2

Why do atheists have trouble with exponents? They don’t believe in higher powers!

Ok now I'm done

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