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Old 08-06-2022, 04:28 AM   #1
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Default top 10 reasons I can never be a dog

these are the top 10 reasonsI can never be a dog.

1. my body is too slow now- and I can't play fetch

2. constantly depressed, so no such thing as a waggly tail

3. no one loves me

4. dogs are meant to eat healthy, nutricious dog food. I just fill my body with junk

5. I'm agoraphobic, so would never play outside

6. I don't have fur

7. dogs are obedient and can be trained to do stuff by listening to their owners. I don't get told what to do. I just do what ever

8. I can't sleep in a basket, I can't even sleep in a bed

9. I'm really not cute

and 10. I don't like walkies
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