posted.. by freewill's alters....

soooooooooooo.... Me - I know... better than to cook.. when "I " am "switchy"... ahhhhhhhh gots to laugh... hope you enjoy.. this one.. because "I" really can sit back and laugh at myselves....

An alter decided to cook chicken... have been very "switchy" lately - T has remarked on that..she is trying hard to get food for eating disorder.. as are all alters..so we are all doing things we in particuliar are not used to doing... though other alters may be...

so.. an another alter.. stored a dirty pan in the oven... grrrrrrrrrr... and I didn't realize that... I am the one that turned on the oven...

oven preheated.. fine.. no smoke.. no nothing..

another alter... took half frozen... chicken legs/thighs... put on pizza pan.. covered with foil...

half frozen...... hmmmmmmmmm... lots of water then right???? pizza pan???? and why??? help me.. please.. what was she thinking???

sooooooo.... another alter is tired.. goes in bedroom.. "didn't know chicken existed"...

beep.. beep.. beep.... fire alarm...

I got the stepladder.. took down the "beeping" fire alarm..

opened oven.. " OH MY GOODNESS".... grease... water everywhere - take pizza pan out.. spilling more grease all over the hot oven.. Puff... fire...

what to doooooooooo?????? well.. by the time I figured it out - fire went out..

chicken is now in sink.. half cooked... and burnt dirty pan is too..

then another alter starts cleaning up... gezzzzzzzzzzzzz paper towels... puff... fire... yepper.. she didn't turn off oven..
paper towel... burning.. I am back.. what to do.. what to do... ahhhh sink... only it won't go out... so.. finally it is all out..

end of cooking night... half cooked chicken in sink... burnt dirty pan ruined... mess in sink... oven a wreck... burnt thumb... smoky house.. with fan in window... and "beeping" alarm... sitting on the counter...

and.. gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz no food...

am not cooking for awhile..

we will let freewill.. figure it out.....in the morning....

[Kiya]

oh dear.... order a pizza??
take care of your burnt thumb....
hope you're all ok!!!
kiya... well, my rebellious side is out so not really kiya.... but i'm reminded i'm not allowed to pint the actual name.... so yeah.

thanks... and I had to laugh... freewill is "gone"..this morning.. she hasn't been able to handle life lately..

and YES for you... to remember not to print actual name...

[nothemama8]

do you all have a crock-pot you can cook chicken in it or micro-wave it in water, then no smoke