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Old May 31, 2009, 05:27 PM
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Heres some favourites of mine(the clean ones!!).......you may need an Australian dictionary!!

"He could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles."

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

"Flat out like a lizard drinking."

"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."(A dunny is a toilet or "outhouse")

"Pass the dead horse."
Tomato sauce

"Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick."
be thankful for what you have got

"Another beer? Na, better hit the frog 'n toad."
Road

"As handy as mudflaps on a speedboat."

"She's apples mate!"
Everythings alright

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!! Oi Oi Oi!!!

I am gearing up for our State of Origin Rugby League game this Wednesday Night.....Go the Maroons!!!
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Old May 31, 2009, 05:30 PM
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Funny!!!

"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."(A dunny is a toilet or "outhouse")

Whats a chook
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Old May 31, 2009, 05:45 PM
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I love it!!!

Thanks for sharing!!
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Great Aussie Sayings.....
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Old May 31, 2009, 05:57 PM
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...........Oi Oi Oi!!!!!

............as he looks into the light...............

............aussie aussie aussie................

............GREAT message.......and the answer lies within.......

.................st

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Old May 31, 2009, 06:06 PM
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Funny!!!

"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."(A dunny is a toilet or "outhouse")

Whats a chook
A chook is a chicken.......strange play on the word, isn't it?
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Old May 31, 2009, 08:26 PM
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Love it!!!
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Old May 31, 2009, 08:44 PM
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I never realised you're an aussie michah. I am too! And go the blues lol
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Old Jun 01, 2009, 12:54 AM
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I never realised you're an aussie michah. I am too! And go the blues lol
Hello fellow Aussie!! And the Blues?? You're killin' me babe!!!
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Old Jun 01, 2009, 01:59 AM
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another aussie here


umm, clean ones, thinks madly

kangaroos loose in the top paddock

thick as two short planks

(whispers quietly, thick as two Tasmanians)

one brick short of the load

how ya goin , mate
no wucking forries (hmmm, wonders if that's clean)

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Old Jun 01, 2009, 02:07 AM
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I never realised you're an aussie michah. I am too!
Good to see so many Aussies here!

And love the sayings, "thick as two short planks" is one of my favs, hehe.
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