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Old May 06, 2009, 12:45 PM
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In a city park, two statues - one female and the other male - stood facing each other for many years. One day an angel appeared before them and said, "I am giving you the gift of life. You have thirty minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life.

They smiled at each other, and then ran into the nearby woods. The angel smiled as she heard giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.

After fifteen minutes, the statues emerged, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at her watch and said, "You still have fifteen minutes."

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

"Sure," she replied, "but this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll poop on its head!"
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Old May 07, 2009, 01:35 PM
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thanks for sharing lol
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L O L !!!

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Old Jul 02, 2009, 09:54 PM
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