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Jun 30, 2009, 08:47 PM
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A TRIP TOCostco!
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way thatit works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simplyeat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have tomention here that practically everyone in line was nowenthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care becausethe dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off acurb to sniff an Irish Setter's *** and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to allyour retired friends......it will be their Laugh for theday |
 ADHD1956, gimmeice, Rohag, Shangrala
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Jun 30, 2009, 09:00 PM
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Hehehe thats funny
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Jul 01, 2009, 03:03 PM
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LoL!!!
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Jul 01, 2009, 07:08 PM
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That is funny!
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Jul 03, 2009, 10:36 PM
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that is too funny!!!!!
Hits a bit close to home...lol.....I'm retired basically & have 6 dogs I have to feed....my dogs always have food even when I don't.......so a dog food diet isn't too far away if necessary...... I will definitely watch out for cars if I even find my self interested in sniffing an Irish Setter...lol. I needed a good laugh tonight.....been a rough week. Debbie
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Jul 04, 2009, 12:46 PM
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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !! I resemble that joke ...>>>.
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Jul 04, 2009, 06:27 PM
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Gotta forward this to my dad whos 74 !
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