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Old Jul 10, 2009, 11:05 AM
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After going to Heaven, Ed McMahon was granted one wish, so he said that he wanted poor Farrah Fawcett to finally get relief from her suffering with cancer so God went down and brought her home.

After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomed Farrah and told her she could have one wish granted for her long suffering. Without hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safer!

Back on earth at that very moment Michael Jackson dropped dead.

Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him what he wanted.

Michael said he knew he was in trouble for the life he had lived and needed someone to make a pitch for him to God.

Poor Billy Mays never knew what was coming…

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Old Jul 10, 2009, 12:10 PM
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. the rest of the story.... .

Brian ,, that is just messed up ,,, LOL . F u n n y ! ,,,,, but messed up .


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Old Jul 10, 2009, 12:55 PM
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well im messed up today

I think I sniffed too much Pinesol when I was cleaning the restroom
Thanks for this!
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Old Jul 10, 2009, 06:02 PM
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That's funny, I don't care who you are!
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Old Jul 11, 2009, 01:33 AM
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That is too funny! I needed a laugh.
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