[DancingAlone]

Dog's world view vs. Cat's world view

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
Day number 180:
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181:
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182:
8:00am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 1:30 pm ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752:
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761:
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765:
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768:
I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771:
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774:
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

[Shangrala]

This is absolutely .....SOOOO ACCURATE.....lols....

I loved this.

Thanks so much....

Shangrala

[Rmdctc]

LOL I really think this is my male dog (ollie) and my female cat (bella) when bella looks at you, you just know she is saying that kinda stuff to you

I love this so much

Though, rather then being a murderous misanthrope, I think my cat has an unhealthy obsession with me (named the stalker cat for a reason), and with fetching the little tinfoil balls I throw, and has other bizarre behaviors that are characteristic of other animals (jumping like a cricket, climbing like a monkey, drinking from the toilet like a dog, perching like a bird). She also still tries to nurse even though she is 2 years old. Despite being a very fiesty cat she is actually quite skittish about everything and will jump at the slightest movement so if she isn't fighting something or observing it with pure disgust she's running away (me being the only exception, the unhealthy relationship cat she is). I don't think her diary would even be comprehensible if she wrote one. And well, her mom's diary is pretty easy to write, it will mostly be either wanting to go outside, or wanting tuna (tuna addict cat)...or sometimes complaining about her crazy kid.

[Ratanddragon]

Accurate as far as I can tell. I have two, and it is probably a good thing that they have a mother/daughter relationship to occupy their time.......otherwise they would gang up on me......oh, the horror!!

[hurtingintn]

lol thanks for sharing with us

[turquoisesea]

hehee that's funny xD

[Typo]

hahahaha thank you for sharing that! That was great! It brought a smile to my face

[phoenix7]

awww I loved that thankyou

anyway you know cats rule cos dogs drool !!!

[lemmesee]

Loved the first post! How true! LOL
My two cents:
I love cats and dogs both. Me, if I want to have fun, I talk to my dog.
If I want someone to relax with or just chill out and watch TV with I got my cat. Unless of course the two of them are hanging out!