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Jul 24, 2009, 10:04 AM
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ...
MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________ _________ _________ ______ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ____________ _________ _________ ____ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ _________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ____________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ____________ _________ _________ ________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ____________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ____________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher |
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#2
Jul 24, 2009, 10:13 AM
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Dear Brian,
These are Gems!!! lol Thank you so very much! Children are marvelous!!! Much Love, Holmes |
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Jul 24, 2009, 03:08 PM
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lol thanks for sharing..mom and dad are both teachers and im sure they can appreciate these lol
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Jul 24, 2009, 03:15 PM
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These are great!!!
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It is a miracle that I have survived thus far and I strive to help others see miracles in every day life.
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#5
Jul 24, 2009, 07:54 PM
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thanks for the laughs Brian
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Jul 24, 2009, 08:19 PM
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LOL sounds like something I would say. Ty for sharing!
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Jul 26, 2009, 06:03 PM
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These remind me of the kids that I teach. Kids say the best things! Thanks for posting these!
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