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Old Oct 10, 2009, 06:13 PM
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Many of us are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling young, we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge (a.k.a. Muffin Top)

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Mini skirts and varicose veins

And, Most importantly

At some point you have to give up the DAISY DUKES


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Old Oct 10, 2009, 06:15 PM
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Old Oct 10, 2009, 10:57 PM
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OMG!!!
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Old Oct 10, 2009, 11:48 PM
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My thoughts exactly! OMG!!!
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Old Oct 11, 2009, 12:33 PM
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Wow... just WOW!!!
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Old Oct 11, 2009, 02:04 PM
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oh gosh I might lose my appetite lol
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Old Oct 11, 2009, 02:11 PM
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OMG/LOL - good thing I didn't just eat. Thanks Vickie.
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Old Oct 11, 2009, 02:42 PM
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And i thought i was a fashion misfit because my skirts fall below my knee instead of falling just below my private parts. I am glad i am not on the list above!
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Old Oct 11, 2009, 02:55 PM
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I once saw a lady in her late sixties at the grocery store. She had long black hair with the top put in a ponytail on top of her head. She was dressed all in black - short black mini skirt but she had knee length black leggings underneath. Under those she had black pantyhose, then she had black frilly ankle socks with red rhinestone heart on the side.
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Old Oct 11, 2009, 02:59 PM
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And your point, Lynn?
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