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Nov 13, 2009, 06:54 AM
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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever. 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.. 19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay |
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Nov 13, 2009, 09:46 AM
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 my favorites are 2, 3, 8, 10, 13, 15, and 18 not because they are the funniest but they are ones I agree with lol 
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Nov 13, 2009, 10:20 AM
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Thanks, Tim. I loved those. I'm also a big fan of Steven Wright.
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Nov 13, 2009, 11:45 AM
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LOL.....Those are great!
I can so relate to #13...happens to me on occassion. I've discovered that understanding the folding of the fitted sheets is something that comes naturally as does common sense. If you don't have it, you ain't gunna get it.....lol. Thanks, Tim. Loved the laugh. Shangrala 
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Nov 13, 2009, 01:41 PM
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Thanks Tim,
I needed the laugh. --splitimage
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Nov 13, 2009, 01:46 PM
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hmm... a lot of good points
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Nov 13, 2009, 01:49 PM
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Quote:
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Nov 13, 2009, 02:06 PM
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5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
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Nov 13, 2009, 02:20 PM
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those are some very valid points
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