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Mar 10, 2010, 02:03 PM
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Just wanted to let everyone know that today is Chuck Norris's 70th b-day.
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Mar 10, 2010, 08:30 PM
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OMG - should we start the whole Chuck Norris is so bad... that if he ever shaved his beard off, you would just see another fist...????
Are you suuuuree you want to start this???? |
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Mar 10, 2010, 08:33 PM
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Chuck Norris has never won an academy award for acting, because he's not acting!
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Mar 10, 2010, 08:50 PM
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The movie "Anaconda" was filmed in Chuck Norris' pants.
... ...that may have been inappropriate...
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Mar 10, 2010, 08:52 PM
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The boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Mar 10, 2010, 08:54 PM
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More...more...
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Mar 10, 2010, 08:57 PM
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When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the world DOWN.
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Mar 10, 2010, 08:57 PM
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Mar 10, 2010, 08:58 PM
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Mar 10, 2010, 08:59 PM
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Chuck Norris counted to infinite.
Twice.
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Mar 10, 2010, 09:16 PM
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Chuck Norris CAN, in fact, divide by zero.
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Mar 10, 2010, 09:17 PM
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If, by some incredible time-space paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period. I'm having way too much fun with this... 
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Mar 10, 2010, 09:18 PM
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Mar 10, 2010, 09:24 PM
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny, white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Ok, I'm gonna stop now....
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Mar 10, 2010, 09:25 PM
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Mar 10, 2010, 09:58 PM
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Outer space exists because it was too afraid to be in the same space as Chuck Norris.
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Mar 10, 2010, 10:04 PM
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Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land. When Chuck Norris plays "Got your Nose", he really has your nose.
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Mar 10, 2010, 10:13 PM
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