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Old May 02, 2010, 08:48 PM
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A Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his Mother used to do.
Thanks for this!
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Old May 03, 2010, 06:43 AM
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Tis funny...
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Old May 03, 2010, 07:40 AM
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I am not a lady but that is fantastic.

Thank you so much for that.
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Old May 03, 2010, 07:47 AM
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First thing I read this morning and it made me laugh...Just what I needed to start the day.... Thanks for the chuckle..........
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Old May 03, 2010, 09:01 AM
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Maybe they need more smacking!!! lol...
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Old May 03, 2010, 09:20 AM
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Oh so very "ladylike"..........lol
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Old May 03, 2010, 07:10 PM
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haha

I wasn't expecting that.
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Old May 04, 2010, 01:04 AM
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Good One -
... thanks for sharing and for the laugh it gave
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Old May 04, 2010, 01:08 AM
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lol.

Thanks for reminding me why I like being single.
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Old May 04, 2010, 08:58 AM
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hahah, I'm going to have to remember that one,
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Old May 04, 2010, 09:47 AM
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A nice osculation is good tactic.
Thanks for this!
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Old May 04, 2010, 02:40 PM
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Love it!!!!!!
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Old May 04, 2010, 05:06 PM
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hahaha... that's good
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