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(got this in an email.. thought it was so true!)
Life's Observations: 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 5. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 6. Bad decisions make good stories. 7. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 8. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 9. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 10. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 11. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 12. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 13. Sometimes I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. 14. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. 15. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 16. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn*t hear or understand a word they said? 17. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. 18. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Jeans? Jeans never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 19. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. 20. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
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Thanks for sharing, Amanda_1981.
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#3, 8, 14 & 20 are soooo true for me!
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"If you can't accept me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best" -- Marilyn Monroe "Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them." - Brittany Murphy |
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I liked those especially number 11.
Jan
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Teeheee hee
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"School is shortened, discipline relaxed, philosophies, histories, languages dropped, English and spelling gradually gradually neglected, finally almost completely ignored. Life is immediate, the job counts, pleasure lies all about after work. Why learn anything save pressing buttons, pulling switches, fitting nuts and bolts?" Bradbury, Ray Fahrenheit 451 p 55-56 |
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