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May 19, 2011, 10:10 PM
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2 old ladies are sitting in church 1 leans over and whispers to the other "my butt is going to sleep" the other replies "I know I have heard it snore 3 times!"
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 LittleForgetMeNot, lynn P.
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May 20, 2011, 04:30 AM
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There are two fish in a tank when one says to the other, "So how do you drive this thing?"
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| lynn P.
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May 20, 2011, 08:50 AM
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How much do pirates' earrings cost?
A buck an ear. |
| lynn P.
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May 20, 2011, 09:00 AM
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What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor. |
| lynn P.
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May 20, 2011, 09:20 AM
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Ten Games For Old Age
 1. Sag, You're it
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over 6. Doc Goose 7. Simon says something incoherent 8. Hide and go pee 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta 10. Musical recliners
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| arcangel, Yoda
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May 20, 2011, 10:18 AM
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Stolen from the internet but it made me laugh:
A guy wanting to earn some money decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs that needed to be done. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The handyman said, "How about 50 dollars?" The homeowner agreed and said that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The homeowner's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch." A short time later, the handyman came to the door to collect the money. "You're finished already?" the homeowner asked. "Yes, and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the handyman added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." |
| AdamAW, lynn P., thea_kronborg
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May 20, 2011, 11:01 AM
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What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
Flood lights!
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Blessings..Sue  Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. |
| (JD), lynn P.
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Jun 07, 2011, 04:21 PM
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The last release regarding death of Osama Bin Laden
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Jun 08, 2011, 03:03 PM
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One man said, "I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't keep a secret!"
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Jun 08, 2011, 03:06 PM
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why do men get married?
Because you cannot blame EVERYTHING on the government.
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Jun 30, 2011, 07:37 AM
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face! |
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Jun 30, 2011, 10:43 AM
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Heh, I found this one on the sims 3.
What did 0 say to 8? "Nice belt." |
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