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#1
Sep 12, 2011, 08:57 AM
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well now i think i've heard it all....
 D'IBERVILLE, Miss. -- A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live lobsters. Police Chief Wayne Payne says 35-year-old Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested Saturday after allegedly being caught stuffing food into his cargo shorts – two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live lobsters. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0....html?ir=Crime
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#2
Sep 12, 2011, 09:04 AM
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LOL that's funny, especially the live lobsters. I hope the lobsters were in the side pockets and not the shorts themselves....beware of those claws in the ole privates.
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Sep 12, 2011, 09:07 AM
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Now how funny would that have been if the lobsters had grabbed the wrong human part lol I rerad about this guy in our paper here i8n N.Z. must have been a slow news day lol . You would be supreised what people will try to steal shoved down their pants well just about anywhere the priduct will fit.
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Sep 12, 2011, 09:08 AM
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Hehehe, those lobsters should have nipped him before he left the store!!
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Sep 12, 2011, 09:57 AM
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I heard of young guys with those low riser baggy pants stuffing all kinds of stuff in their pants. Also heard of professional shop lifters who wear over sized large coat with secret pockets sewn inside. Imagine if the lobsters did pinch him....would he cave in pain or have a poker face.
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Sep 12, 2011, 10:02 AM
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lol... wonder if he walked funny with all that food in his pants... lol
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Sep 12, 2011, 10:19 AM
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The claws have those tape/bands on them to hold them closed so their "legs" might have tickled him but I don't think he'd be bitten. I wouldn't like those shrimp warmed up though and then cooked? Danger, Will Robinson!
 He might have been caught just from the smell alone?
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Sep 12, 2011, 10:31 AM
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Don't think I would have wanted to be invited to his BBQ! lol!
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Sep 12, 2011, 10:52 AM
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 Thats funny as hell.
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Sep 12, 2011, 11:32 AM
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I expect most anything would be funnier than hell.
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Sep 12, 2011, 04:55 PM
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When I was a teenager working in Winn Dixie partime, there was a fellow who came into the store that was called "the bootman" He wore gollash type boots and overalls, when no one was arround he would try to put small packs of steaks in them, pull his pants legs over the top of the boots and walk out. Eventually he was caught and never came back. Funny all the same. |
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Sep 12, 2011, 05:31 PM
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I didn't even have to read the article to laugh. I just read the title of this thread "Shopper Arrested For Stuffing Live Lobsters..." and I laughed. Thanks for that. The things some people do.
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Sep 12, 2011, 08:04 PM
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Ditto I like your reply as much as the subject line of the story!!!! |
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