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#1
Oct 28, 2011, 08:23 PM
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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You keep knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' And you're not wearing a mask 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' And you can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating... * * * 1. You keep having to go home to pee. |
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#2
Oct 28, 2011, 08:26 PM
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Thanks for the laugh lizardlady
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#3
Oct 29, 2011, 05:55 AM
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A good one, but not so funny for some. Thanks!
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#4
Oct 29, 2011, 10:44 AM
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I had some good laughs off this one! Thanks! I try to laugh at my increasing number of limitations as I age. It can be hard for folks, though. As my 86-year-old father-in-law likes to quote, "Aging is not for sissies."
I'd like to go trick-or-treating, darn it! I'm short enough for a twelve-year-old! But some of those behaviors would give my age away! So, I buy the candy I like and hope some will be left over! 
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#5
Oct 29, 2011, 04:14 PM
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Thanks for a good laugh!!
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#6
Oct 29, 2011, 05:05 PM
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I needed a good laugh. Thank you! and Happy Halloween!
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#7
Oct 29, 2011, 05:11 PM
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That is really funny
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#8
Oct 30, 2011, 07:16 PM
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Hahaha these gave me a good laugh! I love #10 & 7!
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Oct 30, 2011, 10:27 PM
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DancingTheDream, same here!!!
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#10
Oct 31, 2011, 12:24 AM
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LOL lizardlady... Got me laughing big time...
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