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Mar 09, 2012, 04:15 PM
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Thought I'd start a thread to share funny stuff in...jokes or whatever. This was sent to me recently:
'Don't Want' Ads British Humour is Different... These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
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Mar 13, 2012, 03:07 AM
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Hehe - love them! I might have to start reading the classifieds!
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Mar 13, 2012, 11:03 AM
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 They're hilarious, thank you 
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Apr 03, 2012, 06:56 PM
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Very funny; thanks so much for sharing! I can always use a smile.
The first ad in particular cracked me up -- it sounds like something I might write, LOL.
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