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Apr 08, 2012 at 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Serotonin

Opposites attract and all of that malarkey?

Yeah, that's... a myth...

What are you looking for in a partner?

bipolarmedstudent · Apr 08, 2012 at 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Serotonin

Because she would be too like me, and I don't want to go out with someone so similar? Opposites attract and all of that malarkey? You know ..

lol, not when it comes to looks!

Serotonin · Apr 08, 2012 at 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael D.

Yeah, that's... a myth...

What are you looking for in a partner?

Oh you know, nice personality, large breasts, preferably a non-sociopath ...

bipolarmedstudent · Apr 08, 2012 at 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Serotonin

Oh you know, nice personality, large breasts, preferably a non-sociopath ...

heh, that rules me out then.

unaluna · Apr 08, 2012 at 04:02 PM

be serious. I have never known a woman who has large breasts to ALSO be required to have a nice personality. I submit it's disingenuous of you to order your preferences thusly. that is to say, liar liar pants on fire

i'm not so sure it's possible to grow a nice personality when one has been given socially desirable physical attributes, because your personality is ignored, it doesn't get responded to, it becomes a neglected ghost child, you're not taken seriously. Look at Erin Andrews.

Okay, stop looking now...

bipolarmedstudent · Apr 08, 2012 at 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by hankster

be serious. I have never known a woman who has large breasts to ALSO be required to have a nice personality. I submit it's disingenuous of you to order your preferences thusly. that is to say, liar liar pants on fire

i'm not so sure it's possible to grow a nice personality when one has been given socially desirable physical attributes, because your personality is ignored, it doesn't get responded to, it becomes a neglected ghost child, you're not taken seriously. Look at Erin Andrews.

Okay, stop looking now...

This is untrue for those of us who were ugly ducklings in high school, and blossomed afterward.

unaluna · Apr 08, 2012 at 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bipolarmedstudent

This is untrue for those of us who were ugly ducklings in high school, and blossomed afterward.

Interesting allusion - last time I went to church on Easter, it was the children's mass, and they told the story of the ugly duckling. I totally fell apart.

Serotonin · Apr 08, 2012 at 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by hankster

be serious. I have never known a woman who has large breasts to ALSO be required to have a nice personality. I submit it's disingenuous of you to order your preferences thusly. that is to say, liar liar pants on fire

i'm not so sure it's possible to grow a nice personality when one has been given socially desirable physical attributes, because your personality is ignored, it doesn't get responded to, it becomes a neglected ghost child, you're not taken seriously. Look at Erin Andrews.

Okay, stop looking now...

You could be bluffing, if not, I would like to ask a simple question about your large breasts, but fear it may be construed as vulgar, crude, and distasteful, so shall tactfully refrain.

What size are they?

unaluna · Apr 08, 2012 at 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Serotonin

What size are they?

Double A!!! as she huffed off indignantly, not bouncing at all, her charming personality and virginity still intact...

bipolarmedstudent · Apr 08, 2012 at 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Serotonin

You could be bluffing, if not, I would like to ask a simple question about your large breasts, but fear it may be construed as vulgar, crude, and distasteful, so shall tactfully refrain.

What size are they?

I know you didn't ask me, but I'm a 34DD.

Serotonin · Apr 08, 2012 at 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by hankster

Double A!!! as she huffed off indignantly, not bouncing at all, her charming personality and virginity still intact...

Cup sizes are wasted on me, and do virgins really exist? In fact, did they ever really exist? < For the benefit of the clinically humourless, this is a humorous post (well, at least to me), and is NOT supposed to be taken seriously.

Seriously.

< Look! A non-serious smiley to add weight to my statement.

unaluna · Apr 08, 2012 at 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bipolarmedstudent

I know you didn't ask me

I thought his point was, he surmised I had a lousy, undeveloped personality? that's why I was

ing

bipolarmedstudent · Apr 08, 2012 at 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by hankster

I thought his point was, he surmised I had a lousy, undeveloped personality? that's why I was

ing

ah, I see. that whooooooshed right past my head.

unaluna · Apr 08, 2012 at 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bipolarmedstudent

ah, I see. that whooooooshed right past my head.

or maybe I give him too much credit and he really was just asking?

CantExplain · Apr 08, 2012 at 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by stumpy

you need to work in a sausage shop so you can find other sausage loving people...

it's not how you look on the outside..it's the inside..a cliche yes but oh so true...looks fade...personality doesn't. i want a good person..don't care if they look like a troll, or goerge clooney, or what ever..if clooney is a total jerk then i wouldn't want to be around him..but if the torll is great then they win hands down.

I agree. But how can Shrek get close enough to the princess so that she can see his personality?

CantExplain · Apr 08, 2012 at 07:30 PM

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Despite all of the above, I'm actually not an ugly guy. Believe it or not.

Good to hear you say so!

Serotonin · Apr 09, 2012 at 02:05 AM

Did I mention that I also suffer from periodic episodes of chronic flatulence?

Just putting that out there to provide a more rounded (and fragrant) picture.

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