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Old Nov 14, 2012, 12:24 PM
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Haiku - A poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five.

A funny one I just read ( thanks Mue )-

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator


My creation-

All people are strange
Sometimes I will dance naked
in the snow, not rain
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 12:43 PM
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Yoda does Haiku
Strong is the force within you
Chubaka hairy
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 12:54 PM
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Melanie singing
smile at all who stand and frown
Lay it all down girl

[radio was on ]
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 12:55 PM
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Enemies surround
Coming out of the woodwork
Rolling down the hill

A banana peel
Sits beside my computer
Too lazy to toss

Music, dancing, snacks
Says the flyer on this desk
Hey I want some snacks

My boss is too tall
He almost bangs his head when
He walks out the door

We have a new nurse
I really hope she works out
I like her accent

Mountain Dew White Out
Is my soda for today
I need the caffeine

My coworker looks
Like she's gonna lose her mind
Karma is a b***h

I have T today
I wonder what she's wearing
She dresses so weird

I like these Haikus
I could do this all day but
I should get to work
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 12:59 PM
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song in my eyes wet
today my heart weighs heavy
sing for me again
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 01:00 PM
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Chopin! Yer on a roll! Lovin' it!
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 01:06 PM
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Chopin the master
professional Haiku-er
I am not worthy

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Old Nov 14, 2012, 01:09 PM
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Chopin sits composed
writing lines eyeing the time
one more if you can!
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 01:37 PM
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Watching boss handle
A client who is convinced
That he is a cop

He carries a badge
That he wants to show people
Everywhere he goes

That is hindering
His job search because people
Think he is crazy
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 01:49 PM
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Haha! I just gotta!

Dancing on thin ice
cement shoes fashionable
not recommended
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 01:49 PM
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Sounds like he's crazy
Here for a job, I'm a cop!
Yes, sounds nuts to me
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 01:50 PM
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Quote:
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Haha! I just gotta!

Dancing on thin ice
cement shoes fashionable
not recommended
LOL.... good one!
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 01:50 PM
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Yahahaha!! Good one C!
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 01:55 PM
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Heh heh fun Lola
thank you for making my day
now back to work bye
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 01:57 PM
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Glad I could help you
add some sun shine and laughter
and brighten your day
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 02:10 PM
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I once knew a man
from nantucket, oops wrong type
not following directions
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 03:05 PM
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My boss asked me if
I had a blank W-9 form
I said, "What is that?"

He said with a smile
"I guess you don't have one, huh?"
Then he walked away

I'm telling you...I could do this all day.
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Old Nov 14, 2012, 06:00 PM
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my t-shirt is blue
i will change it later on
PJs are the best.
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Old Nov 15, 2012, 03:36 PM
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Thursday is dragging
The weekend is so close
I almost smell Saturday
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Old Nov 15, 2012, 04:55 PM
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who is not horny
oh did I say hornycorny?
so yeah who is now?
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Old Nov 15, 2012, 07:04 PM
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in my pocket warm
safely the treasure gifted
mine unforgotten
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