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Old Feb 09, 2013, 06:57 AM
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Yesterday I Laughed a lot & felt Better then day Before when I Didn't so I have decided to start each morning with a laugh as I drink my coffee.

Please share what makes you laugh.

A psychologist was walking along a Hawaiian beach when he kicked a bottle poking up through the sand. Opening it, he was astonished to see a cloud of smoke and a genie smiling at him.
"For your kindness," the genie said, "I will grant you one wish!" The psychologist paused, laughed, and replied, "I have always wanted a road from Hawaii to California."

The genie grimaced, thought for a few minutes and said, "Listen, I'm sorry, but I can't do that! Think of all the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how long they'd have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement. That's too much to ask."

"OK," the psychologist said, not wanting to be unreasonable. "I'm a psychologist. Make me understand my patients. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with, what do they really want? Basically, teach me to understand what makes them tick!"

The genie paused, and then sighed, "Did you want two lanes or four?"
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Old Feb 09, 2013, 07:53 AM
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That's a good one...

One of my fav jokes:

A sandwich enters a bar and the bartender says to the sandwich:"Sorry but we don't serve food here"...

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Old Feb 09, 2013, 08:07 AM
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That's a good one...

One of my fav jokes:

A sandwich enters a bar and the bartender says to the sandwich:"Sorry but we don't serve food here"...

Thanks have a Great day

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
"Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"
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Old Feb 09, 2013, 11:15 AM
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Thanks Bill. I'm going to share this with co-workers!
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Old Feb 10, 2013, 08:49 AM
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lol that's funny

i was told something just like that but with diffrent sinario... can't quite remember it though
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