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Mar 31, 2013, 07:55 PM
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i don't get it. i really don't. we have one small kitchen.. one reg sized refrig. shelves inside the refrig. shelves on the side door. i mean where can the mayo go. it is in the refrig. so easy.
the men around here don't get it. they open the refrig door. for some reason their eyes glaze over. maybe it is the light in the frig that shocks them.. their mouth drops open. their tongue slighty protrudes...and they freeze. they stand there several minutes in a stupor. looking for the mayo.. i guess not finding the mayo brings them back to reality and they holler -- where is the mayo? and i holler back .. it's in the refrig and it starts all over again......... i don't get it. 
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Mar 31, 2013, 09:44 PM
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Maybe it's right in front of them or something. lol
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Mar 31, 2013, 10:07 PM
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lol this made me laugh. great visual.
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Mar 31, 2013, 11:00 PM
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LOL love it.
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Apr 01, 2013, 01:28 AM
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Oh, wait, the mayo's on the counter! It was cheese I was looking for!
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Apr 01, 2013, 01:38 AM
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ROFL..........................Thank u far a nice bit of humor!!!!!!!
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Apr 01, 2013, 02:22 AM
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 Honest to God when I read the title of this thread I said to myself "Well it's impossible if my husband or children are looking for it!" When the kids were younger (and still lived here) when they'd be looking madly for something I'd go in and clean their room and leave it on their bed for them. I'd get "mom, I found..." No YOU did not find anything. I found it and left it in a place you couldn't possibly miss it!I also learned that "not me" still lives here. I have a bunch of family coming next week so I was spring cleaning the bedrooms. When my middle son called I said "I have a bone to pick with you! I have found four pairs of socks under the bed and soda bottles and water glasses on the night stands!" He said "It wasn't me." Hmm, he's been the only one that's been in the room in the last two weeks, yet magically his socks teleported here from his apartment an hour away. Strange.
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Apr 01, 2013, 02:16 PM
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 My two sons cannot figure out at all how to move a few things to look behind them in a fridge either. I think fridge lights are to men what headlights are to deer. The light comes on and they are mesmerized by them lol |
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Apr 01, 2013, 02:18 PM
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Ha! This is so very true. We have about 3 open half-empty bottle of mustard in the fridge because my husband can't find it so he will open a new one!!
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Apr 02, 2013, 05:00 PM
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Quote:
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Apr 02, 2013, 05:05 PM
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Because mayo has been cleverly camoflaged to match the inside color of the refrigerator door.
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Apr 02, 2013, 05:06 PM
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I know why nobody can find the mayo in my fridge... because I don't have the stuff!
Now finding the right mustard among the many bottles of it I have... is another story! :-D |
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Apr 02, 2013, 05:24 PM
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It just is at times o.k.
And when we ask where it is, "In the refrigerator." is not really a responsive answer, we know that...What is meant is where in the refrigerator, so we is saught is something like "Top shelf next to the milk."
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Apr 03, 2013, 01:24 AM
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Here's what you do. You go get Honey Boo-Boo's mom, June, and stand her in front of the open refrigerator (don't worry, this isn't a fat joke). Ask her to move items in the refrigerator aside, one at a time. When she screams and runs from the fridge, yelling, "Mayonnaise! Get it away from me! I'm not playing with you! Get it away!" you'll know you've found it. (Or the guys will, anyway.) She supposedly has a mayo phobia. I heard of someone else who did, too...on one of those TV shows about people's fears and stuff, or maybe a talk show. Can't quite remember.
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Apr 03, 2013, 02:38 AM
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Mayo is front and centre in my fridge as it is hubby's staple diet.
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