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Old May 24, 2013, 10:53 PM
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Woke up this morning and realised that i have powers now. I was able to open a box of cereal with my mind and then i turned on the tv in a similar manner.

it was only after i'd awoken from my hypnogogia that i realised that what i did was abnormal. I called the government and asked to speak to my prime minister immediately as I think she will be interested in using my powers maybe in the military or something, unfortunately i was put on hold and i am still listening to classical music while playing candy crush.
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Old May 24, 2013, 10:55 PM
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Do you think we could communicate with each other through delta brain waving now?
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Old May 24, 2013, 11:01 PM
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That's the sanest thing I've read all day. Oh wait it's only 12:01!
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Old May 25, 2013, 12:11 AM
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Humm - sounds like something I personally would keep to myself...
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Old May 25, 2013, 11:03 AM
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Wish I had powers like that.
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Old May 25, 2013, 11:45 AM
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Woke up this morning and realised that i have powers now. I was able to open a box of cereal with my mind and then i turned on the tv in a similar manner.

it was only after i'd awoken from my hypnogogia that i realised that what i did was abnormal. I called the government and asked to speak to my prime minister immediately as I think she will be interested in using my powers maybe in the military or something, unfortunately i was put on hold and i am still listening to classical music while playing candy crush.
Good of you to take responsibility. But, are you sure you want Them to know? Might want to hang up and get a new phone#.
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Old Jun 02, 2013, 07:31 PM
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Lol. With great power, comes greater responsibility.
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Old Jun 02, 2013, 08:54 PM
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OMG IT, I thought you were serious. I was like dang, its all fun and games until somebody loses their sanity lol.
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Old Jun 03, 2013, 02:46 AM
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I'm not sure if you are serious... But either way you gave me a great big smile
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Old Jun 07, 2013, 02:24 AM
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this made me smile!
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Old Jun 07, 2013, 08:17 AM
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Who's music are they playing? I wish I had powers like yours. You're sooooo cool

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Old Jun 07, 2013, 08:30 AM
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Better put a "watch out you might smile" warning tag on this one.
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