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Sep 26, 2006, 01:47 PM
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Bulletin Bloopers
These are ACTUAL announcements from church bulletins: 1. Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. 2. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 3. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 4. We are pleased to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev and Mrs. Julius Belzer. 5. Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
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#2
Sep 26, 2006, 01:50 PM
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#3
Sep 26, 2006, 01:54 PM
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hahahahahaha
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Sep 27, 2006, 05:38 PM
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#5
Sep 28, 2006, 07:28 AM
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So who wants to become little mothers?
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Sep 28, 2006, 09:33 AM
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Oh thank you. I needed a good laugh. We had a new church built locally and it was called the "Fuchen Church of Christ". It wasn't long before they renamed it.
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#7
Sep 28, 2006, 09:36 AM
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OMG LOL
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#8
Sep 28, 2006, 10:37 AM
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LOL!!
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#9
Sep 28, 2006, 05:25 PM
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That's so bad!!!!!!!!! lol...
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#10
Sep 28, 2006, 06:55 PM
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oh hohohohoho....lol
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#11
Sep 28, 2006, 07:18 PM
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I'd be happy to help with the little mothers thing--
 DJ
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Peace, DJ "Maturity is nothing more than a firmer grasp of cause and effect." -Bob "and the angels, and the devils, are playin' tug-o-war with my personality" -Snakedance, The Rainmakers |
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#12
Sep 28, 2006, 11:31 PM
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at the holiday gas station there is a sign for the new columbian coffee and it says wake up and smell the columbian..
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#13
Sep 29, 2006, 03:30 AM
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Tanyagrave..those are funny!! and I bet they really happened to!!! lol
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#14
Sep 29, 2006, 03:20 PM
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DJ, you are bad!!!!
Smeel the columbian, lol, most of us do in the morning!
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