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Old Oct 16, 2009, 06:31 PM
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To bad this is a mostly English site but I had to share this with you all

This radioshow in The Netherlands had a weirdest (really existing) names contest. I'll share a few with you & will translate

Constant Lam (constantly drunk)
Jos Tibant (Jostiband is a famous Dutch orchestra for mentally handicapped people)
Connie Plassen (kon niet plassen - Could not Pee)
Chil Persoon (Chill Person)
Stanley Mes (Stanley Knife)

Wont share all of them nor the winner cause they could trigger but... seriously, think before you name your kid! lol

Anyone know people with weird names in reallife?
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Old Oct 16, 2009, 06:38 PM
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I have a friend named Harold Hiney. He goes by Harry Hiney. Always get a chuckle.
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Old Oct 16, 2009, 07:29 PM
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I've always thought of naming your kid something like Patience was a little weird...
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Old Oct 16, 2009, 07:45 PM
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hehe lol. totally agree kaika
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Old Oct 16, 2009, 08:02 PM
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I love funny names.....

Many years ago when I worked for the state of Connecticut in their insurance licensing dept I came across the name of an agent that just tickled me to no end.

Sterling Bunns

Edited to add this one....in the town I grew up in we had a dentist named Dr. Cockayne (pronounced like cocaine)
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Old Oct 16, 2009, 08:24 PM
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MY doctor's name is

Dr Heal!!!!!!!
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Old Oct 16, 2009, 08:42 PM
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That reminds me at high school our bus driver's name was Mr. Bus (no, his last name really IS Bus!!) and out school nurse's last name was Ms. Payne (Pronounced Ms. Pain)
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Old Oct 16, 2009, 09:31 PM
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My son's bowling coach is named Mr. Bowling.
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Old Oct 16, 2009, 10:02 PM
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in one school i went to they had a kid name Misery. I guess her parents didnt know much English... lol. she goes by her middle name now.
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Old Oct 17, 2009, 09:26 AM
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I once knew a girl named Stormy Knight!
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Old Oct 18, 2009, 03:59 PM
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I found this website that has a bunch on odd or unusual baby names given to some babies in the US:

Odd baby boy names:
  1. Fisher
  2. Fidel
  3. Bronson
  4. Treyton
  5. Cristofer
  6. Cordell
  7. Jamarcus
  8. Guy
  9. Destin
  10. Campbell
  11. Tre
  12. Rahul
  13. Rey
  14. Jarod
  15. Trevin
  16. Reilly
  17. Nash
  18. Jeramiah
  19. Jarvis
  20. Darrin
  21. Darin
  22. Cornelius
  23. Broderick
  24. Trevion
  25. Rishi
  26. Immanuel
  27. Yusuf
  28. Niko
  29. Kason
  30. Jayvon
  31. Zaire
  32. Trever
  33. Samson
  34. Raymundo
  35. Kerry
  36. Fletcher
  37. Efren
  38. Dimitri
  39. Andreas
  40. Zaid
  41. Truman
  42. Trenten
  43. Tayshaun
  44. Haiden
  45. Elvin
  46. Barry
  47. Jamel
  48. Chaim
  49. Branson
  50. Kevon
Odd baby girl names:
  1. Johana
  2. Darlene.
  3. Chase
  4. Carli
  5. Samira
  6. Lisette
  7. Heidy
  8. Drew
  9. Carson
  10. Alexandrea
  11. Alex
  12. Estefania
  13. Yessenia
  14. Selina
  15. Jalynn
  16. Arlene
  17. Shirley
  18. Kalyn
  19. Dania
  20. Christa
  21. Averie
  22. Yaritza
  23. Roxana
  24. Kaci
  25. Dianna
  26. Kourtney
  27. Ericka
  28. Angeles
  29. Sydni
  30. Dasia
  31. Chana
  32. Lorelei
  33. Lexus
  34. Delia
  35. Zariah
  36. Taya
  37. Robyn
  38. Robin
  39. Jaylen
  40. Jana
  41. Gwyneth
  42. Citlali
  43. Anabel
  44. Sydnie
  45. Riya
  46. Jazmyne
  47. Ashtyn
  48. Tamya
  49. Melisa
  50. Janiah

I really had a good laugh at "Lorelei" looks like the baby's parents were big fans of Pokemon....
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Old Oct 18, 2009, 04:23 PM
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my best friend from college dated a guy named hugh morris. when we figured it out we couldn't stop laughing...it was quite humorous.
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Old Oct 18, 2009, 06:08 PM
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i dont understand?
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Old Oct 18, 2009, 06:11 PM
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......hu-mor-ris.........hugh-mour-ous.....hugh....mor-ris
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Old Oct 18, 2009, 06:34 PM
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ohh... right..
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Old Oct 18, 2009, 06:44 PM
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in one school i went to they had a kid name Misery.
That is so mean to name a kid Misery!

My mother's obstetrician was name Dr. Carver.

I had a an orthopedics doc once named Dr. Medic.

Of course, there's the old standby: Ima Hog.
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Old Oct 18, 2009, 07:10 PM
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well tbf they didnt know what it meant when they named her that. I'm from the netherlands. but yeh.. lol.
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Old Oct 18, 2009, 07:16 PM
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I know a kid from school, his name is spelled either Payne or Pain...not kidding
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Old Oct 18, 2009, 07:53 PM
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Old Sep 30, 2013, 03:18 PM
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if only there were people called Milton Keynes or Leighton Buzzard
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Old Oct 01, 2013, 03:26 AM
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Of course celebs are known for giving their children unusual names:

The 20 Most Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names | Cracked.com
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Old Oct 01, 2013, 05:02 AM
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Lol. "Stanley Mes" is pretty close to the German one: Messer. Nice name list. I think there are some funny/weird German ones, too. I still think it's strange to have Schwarzkopf as a second name, as it means "black head", which is, in English, commonly descriptive of a black spot on the body. I know it's a bit silly, but apparently "D**k" is a common Dutch name. I still can't imagine why parents would call their kids "Willy" - school time must be pretty bad. xD
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Kid from my school is called Miel De Ferme, translated it's (Honey from the farm)
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Ima Hogg! It was rumored that she also had a sister named "Ura" Hogg, but it was just a rumor lol.

Ima Hogg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Ima Hogg! It was rumored that she also had a sister named "Ura" Hogg, but it was just a rumor lol.

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Hey LB. I love it when sportsmen have rude or silly names ( well i would wouldn't i ) and the commentators have to constantly say them . can be very funny. I can't put most of them on here but there is a soccer player in the uk called Ricky Van Wolfswinkel which always makes me laugh. Can i say that? Then of course there was Randy VanWarmer and .......
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