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Oct 10, 2006, 02:46 PM
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
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Oct 11, 2006, 02:24 AM
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Oct 11, 2006, 04:13 PM
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Love it!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 11, 2006, 10:01 PM
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I love the first one.
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Oct 12, 2006, 02:37 AM
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I love your Murphy's laws. Being an aerospace engineer when I was working, I had a list of more of Murphy's laws. Hopefully while packing up for moving, I will be able to find them.
I really got a great laugh out of these...thanks for sharing Debbie
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Oct 12, 2006, 11:25 PM
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I always thought that small toes were for finding furniture...
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