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Jan 29, 2014, 11:56 AM
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1. Mini jet turbine + butcher knife + parakeet = supersonic flying death blade
2. Arm all kittens with samurai swords. Cats are natural predators. Combine these instincts with ancient weaponry and you'll have an unstoppable soldier. 3. The speed and agility of a bunny makes them ideal for special ops. 4. Disguise your large dog as a panzer tank. The enemy won't know the difference. 5. Use hamsters to sneak grenades into enemy territory. (Kaboom) *be sure to high five your hamster after a successful attack. 6. Cats lack compassion and empathy, which makes them ideal for leadership. Promote your kittens to Generals as soon as you can. 7. Hamsters love 50 calibres. (Pictures gun that runs on hamster wheel) 8. Use biological weapons: feed your dog enough junk food and he'll fart lethal nerve gas. 
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Jan 29, 2014, 12:20 PM
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lmfao!!!!!!
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Jan 29, 2014, 01:00 PM
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 I would have equipped Harold with an exploding harness. He would be the perfect suicide bomber ... and would come back alive! |
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Jan 29, 2014, 04:11 PM
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Jan 29, 2014, 04:18 PM
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My dog would be useless. No stealth: he is a Schnauzer which means BarkyMcBarkFace.
Maybe as an early warning system for incoming... 
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Jan 29, 2014, 05:41 PM
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Thanks for the good laugh.
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Jan 30, 2014, 09:49 AM
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Cats also make great double agents. They act like they like the enemy purring and rubbing on them then POW they're scratching them with their built in razors when they least expect it.
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Jan 30, 2014, 05:40 PM
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Jan 31, 2014, 03:47 AM
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#10
Jan 31, 2014, 07:21 PM
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This was funny. Thanks for sharing. Lol.
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Feb 01, 2014, 03:20 PM
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Hysterical. Thank you for the laughter!!!
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Feb 01, 2014, 03:28 PM
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Hahaha very funny
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