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Dec 09, 2006, 04:21 PM
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Birds of a feather flock together... and crap on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He who hesitates is probably right Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
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Dec 09, 2006, 04:27 PM
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I love these ..............
but this one RULES!! "The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. "
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Dec 09, 2006, 04:50 PM
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These are all so true, but HILARIOUS!!
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Dec 09, 2006, 06:43 PM
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So true................................so very true! 
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Dec 09, 2006, 07:07 PM
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Maybe i should create a rift between my fat and my body... hmmm *thinks up awful schemes to break up friendships*
naw, i couldnt. Id feel bad 
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Dec 10, 2006, 07:52 AM
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"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."
i should work on that second part lol |
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#7
Dec 10, 2006, 01:06 PM
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I think most of us could use some practice on that one, Mellors!
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Dec 11, 2006, 12:47 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> HE HE HE HE HE !!!!!!!!!! </font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font> The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> isnt this the truth!!!! when my momma would use my middle name "Melissa Rene'" i knew i was dead meat!!!!! lol
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Dec 11, 2006, 01:01 PM
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I didn't have a last name so I never got any warning except my mom coming at me with my own leather belt!
 Stupid me always ran into my closet where she could beat away!!   I've changed my name but I've yet to hear "Tomi Renee!!" LOL Isn't it neat that we both have the same middle name?? 
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Dec 11, 2006, 01:25 PM
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yeppers!!!!!
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Dec 11, 2006, 01:41 PM
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I don't have a middle name. Everyone thinks it's weird, but I think it's different. So yey me. Heeheehee
My mom used to call me by my nickname Jil. When she would get really angry with, me which was quite often  She would call me by my real name Jilene.I was sure scared I tell ya 
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