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Old Sep 29, 2006, 05:03 PM
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The Best Comeback Line Ever.........

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other
day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him
concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you got to love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and
US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended....
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 05:06 PM
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That was GOOD - stumped me for a sec with mouth open and jaw dropped
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 05:11 PM
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LOL... quick thinking indeed...
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 05:22 PM
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lmbo!!!!!! hahahahahaha Best comeback line ever! Best comeback line ever! Best comeback line ever! Best comeback line ever!
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:17 PM
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Not too funny but worth reading.
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:31 PM
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I guess it can be a little sensitive... sorry if it offends anyone, if it does it can be removed...
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 07:58 PM
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Excellent! Thanks.
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Old Sep 29, 2006, 08:54 PM
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ROFL!!! Good on General Reinwald!! So true!! LMBO!!
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 09:26 PM
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If only i could think as fast as that, then i would not have a 7/10 problem... Best comeback line ever!
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 11:49 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!

Now, this man is a fast thinker.

Good post!!


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i like his style
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http://www.npr.org/about/urbanmyth.reinwald.html
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100% agree with TYMBERWOLV Best comeback line ever!
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