The T&S Quiz-ll

Well, it's not that late (I keep very strange hours-I blame it on BP, etc, but I think I'd be like this anyway. And I do have another episode of Dexter to watch.) I'm feeling unusually wicked tonight, so surfs up!

1. Have you ever used the five second rule?
My answer-yes, but only if there's not too much cat hair on it.

2. Have you ever kissed someone and realized halfway through the kiss that
they were the worst possible kisser on the planet? And what did you do?
My answer-Eww! Yes, and it was like being mauled by a St. Bernard. I
pushed him away, wiped off my mouth and spat several times and then
just for the hell of it, I slapped him. He thought it was foreplay. He kept
calling me for months.

3. Have you ever had to pull tinsel out of your cat (or dog's) butt because
they ate it off the Xmas tree?
My answer-how the hell could I make that up?

4. Have you ever been so tired that you fell asleep in a public place only to
wake up because you were snoring so loud that a crowd of onlookers had
gathered?
My answer-on the bus, in the movies, on a train, in an airport...

5. Have you ever accidently swallowed a bug? And did it make you vomit?
My answer-yes. In a restaurant in Florida. It was a cockroach in my iced
tea. And I made them pay for the meal and the dry cleaning.

6. Have you ever read a post in here by someone so insensitive and
narcissisitic that you dashed off an angry reply-only to erase it?
Who was it?
My answer-OMG yes. And it was mostly Z and fuzzybear. (Tea laughs
wickedly-almost got you!) I so wish I could still get stoned.

7. What is your favorite lie to tell people when they won't leave you alone?
My answer-I have leprorsy and I'm resting right now.

8. What was, or is, your favorite fantasy about killing your current or ex
spouse, lover, bf, gf, etc?
My answer (and many of you know why!) was to drill a nail through his
forehead and do the happy dance! Or a nail gun would have been cool.

9. Have you ever been so drunk that you woke up with someone you didn't
know and then realized in horror that you couldn't leave because you
were at your house?
My answer-more than once. (Don't judge-I was self medicating.)

10. What is your favorite, guilty night time snack?
My answer-depends on how much cat hair is on it.

Hope I made you laugh. Tea

1. Have you ever used the five second rule?
Yupper as long as there was nothing visible on it.
2. Have you ever kissed someone and realized halfway through the kiss that
they were the worst possible kisser on the planet? And what did you do?
I pulled back wiped my mouth and told him that he was the worst kisser I had ever met. Told him if he wanted to be better I was willing to teach but that what he was doing was horrible.

3. Have you ever had to pull tinsel out of your cat (or dog's) butt because
they ate it off the Xmas tree?
Too many pets to count. It's why I won't decorate for Christmas anymore.

4. Have you ever been so tired that you fell asleep in a public place only to
wake up because you were snoring so loud that a crowd of onlookers had
gathered?
So so many times in school and once in a movie theater.

5. Have you ever accidently swallowed a bug? And did it make you vomit?
Not that I'm aware of. I mean I know I've had to swallow bugs but none that I was consciously aware of.

6. Have you ever read a post in here by someone so insensitive and
narcissisitic that you dashed off an angry reply-only to erase it?
Who was it?
Noper.

7. What is your favorite lie to tell people when they won't leave you alone?
I actually don't believe in lying. I usually will tell people "It's not you it's me. I'm trying very hard not to hurt you but you should run. NOW!

8. What was, or is, your favorite fantasy about killing your current or ex
spouse, lover, bf, gf, etc?
I refuse to answer this as it may be used against me at some future time in court

9. Have you ever been so drunk that you woke up with someone you didn't
know and then realized in horror that you couldn't leave because you
were at your house?
Oh my yes. One of the reasons I don't drink anymore.

10. What is your favorite, guilty night time snack?
Hershey's cookies and creme bar.

For some reason, they changed #6. It was suppossed to be a joke, guys! I really don't want to know who it was.

Why did you edit that out, oh powers that be?

Yay, another quiz!

1. Have you ever used the five second rule?
Eeew, nevaaar. xD

2. Have you ever kissed someone and realized halfway through the kiss that
they were the worst possible kisser on the planet? And what did you do?
'o.O Nope...

3. Have you ever had to pull tinsel out of your cat (or dog's) butt because
they ate it off the Xmas tree?
Eeew, nope.

4. Have you ever been so tired that you fell asleep in a public place only to
wake up because you were snoring so loud that a crowd of onlookers had
gathered?
Nope. I don't snore much, ... if at all. Oh wait, I may have... I've definitely done most of that, just not sure about the snoring part. xD

5. Have you ever accidently swallowed a bug? And did it make you vomit?
OMG, that's disgusting... the cockroach thing.. OMG... eew! Anyway, probably, yeah. At a guess, I'd say we all eat bazillions of bugs throughout our life, but tiny, tiny ones.

6. Have you ever read a post in here by someone so insensitive and
narcissisitic that you dashed off an angry reply-only to erase it?
Who was it?
So, ... that was a joke? I was kinda shocked and confused. Anyway, for me, yeah, most definitely in the past, especially if I mis-read something.

By the way, I recommend removing the "Who was it?" bit, as this breaches PC's ToS in a subtle but important way, I believe.

7. What is your favorite lie to tell people when they won't leave you alone?
I don't think I usually lie, ... I just simply don't talk to them. I guess, for the really stubborn and rude people, I might just say I have to go do something and leave, or if online, "go offline".

8. What was, or is, your favorite fantasy about killing your current or ex
spouse, lover, bf, gf, etc?
I'd never fantasize of that. First is a mother, and second is, as far as I know, a wonderful young woman who is married and likely happy. Sure, I've been peed off in the past, to say the least, but I'd not fantasize about that... some other people, perhaps... xD

9. Have you ever been so drunk that you woke up with someone you didn't
know and then realized in horror that you couldn't leave because you
were at your house?
Scary. Haha But nope, that's not really how I role.

10. What is your favorite, guilty night time snack?
Errm... don't think I really have a favorite... I'd just eat any old thing, as long as it gave me energy. I guess sugar... so... perhaps sweets, if I happen to have any, which is super rare. (nowadays, I'm too busy being a health-freak to be snacking before bed)

Encore!

PS
If I actually have offended/hurt you and not realised, thus giving some truth to the joke, then... yeh, sorry about that.

{ Kein Teufel }
Translation: Not a devil
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[QUOTE=Tea&Sympathy;3816573]Well, it's not that late (I keep very strange hours-I blame it on BP, etc, but I think I'd be like this anyway. And I do have another episode of Dexter to watch.) I'm feeling unusually wicked tonight, so surfs up!

1. Have you ever used the five second rule?

All the time, although if it's raw fish my cat will beat me to it everytime.

2. Have you ever kissed someone and realized halfway through the kiss that
they were the worst possible kisser on the planet? And what did you do?

Kissing? Whats that? I think I might have but it was long, long ago.

3. Have you ever had to pull tinsel out of your cat (or dog's) butt because
they ate it off the Xmas tree?

Don't use tinsel, too impatient to hang that stuff up.

4. Have you ever been so tired that you fell asleep in a public place only to
wake up because you were snoring so loud that a crowd of onlookers had
gathered?

Don't fall asleep in public, too paranoid.

5. Have you ever accidently swallowed a bug? And did it make you vomit?

Only bugs I remember swallowing were when I was on a bike and stupid enough to open my mouth. Nope, no vomiting.

6. Have you ever read a post in here by someone so insensitive and
narcissisitic that you dashed off an angry reply-only to erase it?
Who was it?

Nope.

7. What is your favorite lie to tell people when they won't leave you alone?

Oh you have been trying to get ahold of me( wide eyed innocence)? .....After not replying to emails, not answering the phone( that's what answering service is for) and not answering the door( it's my door I don't have to open it).

8. What was, or is, your favorite fantasy about killing your current or ex
spouse, lover, bf, gf, etc?

I hope he ODs on that crank of his.

9. Have you ever been so drunk that you woke up with someone you didn't
know and then realized in horror that you couldn't leave because you
were at your house?

Only because I'm too paranoid to get drunk.

10. What is your favorite, guilty night time snack?

Hmmm whats in the house?

Okay-about number six-it was just me being silly and funny and was much less offensive the way it was originally written. I would NEVER ask people to name names in such a situation because it might embaress or offend or hurt someone's feelings. And you guys should know that is just not me.

So I'm taking the question out. And if whoever edited it in the first place got the wrong idea, I wish you would have just taken the whole question out or at least the 'who was it?'
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There is no edit button on the quiz itself and in the original question I did not breech any of the rules-so please just don't answer it, and PLEASE
don't name anyone!

This whole thing has upset me and hurt my feelings and taken all the fun out of the quiz. I won't be doing anymore and I will certainly not be hanging around here for awhile. I thought the point was to take our minds off our problems sometimes but I guess I was wrong. I will still be here for my friends but I will not be posting another thread.

My existence has not given me the capacity to respond. Totally flummoxed.

(((((((( GB ))))))))
Always your friend,
Fuzzy

(I know you were joking )