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Even though I found out this wasnt true.. I still found it gave me a good chuckle.. Hope you guys can enjoy it too lol
>>> This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, >> Florida... >>> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her >>> car,found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped >> her >>> shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of >>> her >>> voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"The >> four >>> men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. >> The >>> lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the >>> back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that >>> she >>> could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then >>> it >>> dawned on her why... For the same reason she did not understand why >>> there >>> was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat! A >> few >>> minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther >>> down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station >>> to >>> report her mistake. >>> >>> The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He >>> pointed >>> to >>> the other end of the counter, where four pale men were >>> reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less >>> than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large >>> handgun. >>> >>> No charges were filed. If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it >>> a >>> memorable one __________________ |
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I used to have a friend that did something similar, only no guns involved. I didn't lend her my car after that! __________________ Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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Elder
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__________________ That's why it's such a serious thing to ask a Centaur to stay for the weekend. A very serious thing indeed. - The Silver Chair |
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Poohbah
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SweetSunshine,
I loved this and thanks for sharing it. Laughter is a real spirit lifter and it always works for me. Calm |
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