[berthegel]

Did you know my grandfathers brothers next door nieghbours aquaintence said he knew a man whose sister used to play the kazoo in the Berlin philharmonic in the 1920…

[Row Jimmy]

I was the guitar player for KC and the Sunshine Band.

Ah, ha! Using the S.W.A.G. principle are ya?



*Scientific Wild ***** Guess.

Works 99.44% of the time.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullchit.

[tony fudo]

The kazoo wasn't invented until July 1932

I was the cowbell player in Blue Oyster Cult.

[bubbles00]

I'm actually a penguin .-.

Cancer is hereditary in lab mice.

[berthegel]

Lol Tony fudo , I ment the kazoo beta it was an early prototype , it was made from queen Victoria's gusset ,

[IrisBloom]

There are genetically modified birds that can read sheet music.

[berthegel]

Lol irisbloom, a bit like a an above average boy band

[Nammu]

Little gray cells are real, it's where they hold the little gray aliens in Roswell.

[Crazy Hitch]

There is an organisation called Fluffy Fluff Fluff where you can send your Dog Hair that has fallen onto the carpet for Recycling. You can make a lot of money this way. And it is completely Enivoronmentally Friendly. Please show your support for this Enironmentally Sustainable Initiative by purchasing all of your pillows from Fluffy Fluff Fluff hahahahahhahahaahhaa

[Webgoji]

The UFO sightings are really just my experimental Mega-Frisbies I'm designing for Hasbro. I have to fly them all over the world to test them in various conditions.

Evidence has been found that air-cushion "pillows" used in packaging may contain biological toxins.

[splitimage]

My Dad and your Dad went to separate schools together.

This was something my Dad used to say all the time.

splitimage

[IrisBloom]

Dogs tend to run in packs because they love to play "follow the leader".

[LiteraryLark]

Pringles have been sued by a man who was so fat he got his hand stuck in the can.

[redposy]

Love this lol....

Dogs will walk backwards when bored.....

[berthegel]

The first computer keyboards instead of letter keys had actual word keys , they were massive
; typists would say " now where is the antidisestablishmentarian key , and someone would say " its on the second floor near digestive biscuits key"
Bye

[I really broken]

"The Matrix" is based on actual events

[IrisBloom]

Unicorns were plentiful on the American continent until 500 years ago.

[Crazy Hitch]

The remote control to end naughty behaviour in children is found behind their ear hahahahahahhaa just click stop

The idea for a slinky came from watching a spring fall from a shelf.

[Nammu]

We've already colonized Mars and titian. They are working on a long range ship to go where no earthlings have gone before. They just don't want everyone to know or too many people will try to hitchhike a ride off earth.

[eskielover]

Originally Posted by Mr DPR

Cancer is hereditary in lab mice.

That actually isn't a made up fact....when I took my rat in to the vet because he was sneezing blood drops, the vet said that mice & rats are prone to lung cancer.....& that IT IS HEREDITARY.

grandfathers brothers next door nieghbours aquaintence said he knew a man whose sister used to play the kazoo in the Berlin philharmonic in the 1920…

OH, the kazoo.....this is not a made up fact....it's a real fact. I lived in the San Fernando Valley when I was growing up....after our high school football games that I marched in the band for, a group of us would go down to Hollywood blvd & there was a pizza place down there that gave out kazoos....so we would march up & down hollywood Blvd side walk playing our kazoos after we had our pizza.....what else could you expect from band members