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Old Apr 04, 2015, 05:24 PM
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Did you know my grandfathers brothers next door nieghbours aquaintence said he knew a man whose sister used to play the kazoo in the Berlin philharmonic in the 1920…
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Old Apr 04, 2015, 05:27 PM
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Old Apr 04, 2015, 05:28 PM
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Old Apr 04, 2015, 06:14 PM
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The kazoo wasn't invented until July 1932
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Old Apr 04, 2015, 06:28 PM
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Old Apr 04, 2015, 08:23 PM
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Cancer is hereditary in lab mice.
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Old Apr 05, 2015, 04:25 PM
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Lol Tony fudo , I ment the kazoo beta it was an early prototype , it was made from queen Victoria's gusset ,
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Old Apr 05, 2015, 04:48 PM
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Lol irisbloom, a bit like a an above average boy band
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Old Apr 06, 2015, 12:38 AM
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Old Apr 06, 2015, 12:53 AM
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Old Apr 08, 2015, 04:25 PM
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The first computer keyboards instead of letter keys had actual word keys , they were massive
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Old Apr 09, 2015, 11:11 AM
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We've already colonized Mars and titian. They are working on a long range ship to go where no earthlings have gone before. They just don't want everyone to know or too many people will try to hitchhike a ride off earth.
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Cancer is hereditary in lab mice.
That actually isn't a made up fact....when I took my rat in to the vet because he was sneezing blood drops, the vet said that mice & rats are prone to lung cancer.....& that IT IS HEREDITARY.

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grandfathers brothers next door nieghbours aquaintence said he knew a man whose sister used to play the kazoo in the Berlin philharmonic in the 1920…
OH, the kazoo.....this is not a made up fact....it's a real fact. I lived in the San Fernando Valley when I was growing up....after our high school football games that I marched in the band for, a group of us would go down to Hollywood blvd & there was a pizza place down there that gave out kazoos....so we would march up & down hollywood Blvd side walk playing our kazoos after we had our pizza.....what else could you expect from band members
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