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Old May 07, 2007, 12:24 PM
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A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that
had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs.Smith,
I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that.

But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice
that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks..................................
And believe me, it
helps me sleep at night."

You gotta love Grandmas
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Old May 07, 2007, 12:29 PM
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Old May 07, 2007, 12:35 PM
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Hello Rayna. This is a very nice joke. Thanks for sharing. Take care and good day. Soidhonia
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Old May 07, 2007, 12:45 PM
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Grandma's birth control Go grandma!!
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Old May 07, 2007, 12:56 PM
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Old May 07, 2007, 04:01 PM
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Grandma's birth controlHehehe!
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Old May 07, 2007, 04:11 PM
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Hmm might have to try that with my daughter -- wtg grannie
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Old May 07, 2007, 04:36 PM
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that's so funny Ray!! Grandma's birth control
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Old May 07, 2007, 04:49 PM
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Old May 08, 2007, 11:46 AM
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LMAO!!

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Old May 08, 2007, 01:57 PM
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HA HA HA HA HA
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LMAO!! Good idea though!
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