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Why do they call it a pork pie hat when it is made from neither pork nor pie?
Why do people show me the door when I already know where it is? How can we fish for compliments without bait and tackle? |
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Why was the breed of my dog "marketed" as "non shedding" when I have to vacuum my carpets every day
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What are women thinking?
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Helping to create a kinder, gentler world by flinging poo. |
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#4
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Why can't birds fly downwards?!
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Why can't an elephant climb down stairs?
(hmmm or is that an urban myth I seem to recall reading it somewhere) |
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Why do they say frogs croak when they aren't dying?
Or why do they call dying croaking when they aren't frogs?
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What does empty space look like? For example, the empty space in an empty glass . . . what would that look like if it were just that space and nothing else?
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Why don't cat fish fear dog fish? and what happened to mouse fish.?
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As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, "I hate quotations.", and yes, *that* is a direct quote. |
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Why don't dog fish bark and cat fish meow?
What came first the chicken or the egg? |
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Why do some T's believe they needn't apologize for atrociously bad behavior?
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Why do humans smile?
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What color is the dress
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Doesn't measurements require a beginning and an end?
How does one truly measure time when it is infinite?
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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