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Old Jun 10, 2015, 10:15 PM
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Why do they call it a pork pie hat when it is made from neither pork nor pie?

Why do people show me the door when I already know where it is?

How can we fish for compliments without bait and tackle?
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Old Jun 10, 2015, 10:53 PM
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Why was the breed of my dog "marketed" as "non shedding" when I have to vacuum my carpets every day
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Old Jun 11, 2015, 05:48 AM
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Old Jun 12, 2015, 07:20 AM
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Why can't birds fly downwards?!
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Old Jun 12, 2015, 07:54 AM
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Why can't an elephant climb down stairs?

(hmmm or is that an urban myth I seem to recall reading it somewhere)
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Old Jun 12, 2015, 01:22 PM
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Why do they say frogs croak when they aren't dying?

Or why do they call dying croaking when they aren't frogs?
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Old Jun 12, 2015, 01:51 PM
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What does empty space look like? For example, the empty space in an empty glass . . . what would that look like if it were just that space and nothing else?
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Old Jun 12, 2015, 01:52 PM
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Why don't cat fish fear dog fish? and what happened to mouse fish.?
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Old Jun 17, 2015, 12:53 AM
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Why don't dog fish bark and cat fish meow?
What came first the chicken or the egg?
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Old Jun 17, 2015, 02:17 AM
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Why do some T's believe they needn't apologize for atrociously bad behavior?
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Old Jun 23, 2015, 12:54 AM
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Old Jun 23, 2015, 10:27 AM
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Old Jun 23, 2015, 02:14 PM
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Doesn't measurements require a beginning and an end?
How does one truly measure time when it is infinite?
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