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How many twists on a tension shower curtain rod before you get it to the right size?
How many socks fall out of the dryer when the laundry room floor is covered with water? How many holes do you pound in the wall before you get the right position for the picture you're hanging? How many phone calls does it take to find a repair man who will come today? Feel free to add your own. |
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how many shoulders does a frog need ? ( i only have 2 , but you are welcome to use them, dear friend
dec xox
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awwwwwwwwww
How many times have you given me tissues? How many frogs are like you? None How many friends do you have? LOTS How many times have you been there for us? always |
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?
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Tranquility, I lose count but it sure is fun trying!
![]() Why is it when you are waiting for a very important phone call, every solicitor, poll taker and bill collector finds your telephone number? How many times do you find yourself looking for something you know you just had in your hand? |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How many times have you looked for your glasses only to find them on top of your head, or worse yet ON YOUR FACE?
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Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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