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Old Jul 11, 2007, 12:57 PM
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BTW - Irrefutable just looks wrong but I checked the spelling .... Irrefutable Logic .....

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Out of the mouths of pre-schoolers ....

Four year old Jack was watching his mother breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

Melanie, aged five, asked her grandmother how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your clothes. Mine say five to six."

Susan, four, was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said "it makes my teeth cough."

DJ, also four, stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "So, how much do I cost?"

Marc, four, was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his father: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

Five year old James was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned into salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
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Susan, four, was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said "it makes my teeth cough."

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so funny.....loved them.
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