[lizardlady]

I found this in the comments section of a news page about Common Core math. It's not politically correct, but the poster said they and their family are Italian. Frankly, the job applicant's math makes more sense than Common Core math.

Before you read this I must tell you that I am of Italian descent and my mother was born in Italy. Now, enjoy!

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he
passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman
said.

"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to
draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree makea nine," says the
Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"

"Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree,
and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire
this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again,
but represent the number 100."

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere
you go.
One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"
(You're going to love this one!!!)

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree. So now
you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree
and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when I'm a gonna start?"

[Artchic528]

That's funny. I got my brother this clock for Christmas, as he's an engineer and all. Now he can officially say it's "Square root of 4 O'clock". XD

[unaluna]

Lizard lady, i would swear my cousin j wrote that joke - it sounds just like him. And hes a teacher!

[Row Jimmy]

M - mental
A - abuse
T - to
H - humans

[eskielover]

I never bought into modern math let alone common core....but honestly there are still yikes I use my fingers

[Crazy Hitch]

I died laughing reading that!