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We've got humor threads for all sorts of topics. I thought a Christmas one would be fun.
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![]() Fresia, gayleggg, healingme4me, IrisBloom, Nammu, possum220, Serzen, shezbut, unaluna, Unrigged64072835, x123
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My mother makes me crazy. She does not like presents unless she feels like they are useful to her and she will let you know if she doesn't like it. My whole family jokes that I fall for gimmicks and try things on impulse (some are very useful-Vegetable chopper gizmo....some not so much-chin exerciser). So this year I got my mom a prank gift box the nap sack.
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Nap-Sack/dp/B00G4GQFMG I put her real present inside. I can't wait to see her face when she opens it. I amuse myself by pushing my mothers buttons. ![]() |
![]() Blue_Bird, healingme4me, IrisBloom, lizardlady, Nammu, nervous puppy, possum220, x123
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All the way from Devon....
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![]() Cat_Lover_58, EnglishDave, healingme4me, Marla500, nervous puppy
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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![]() notz
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Santa's sleigh has all the presents for the boys and girls (who've been nice) of the world, and he delivers them all in one night.
That's beautiful. Did you know that for Santa to travel that fast, and with the weight of all of those presents, Santa would burst into flames like a meteor entering Earth's atmosphere? Oh, I hope kids aren't reading this! |
![]() Blue_Bird, Cat_Lover_58, Nammu, nervous puppy
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![]() CaptainChaos79, Cat_Lover_58, Nammu, nervous puppy, notz, Serzen
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The three spirits to visit me are, Jack D, Jim B and the Irish Bailey.
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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We had this as out Christmas card years ago...
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![]() nervous puppy, SeekerOfLife
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![]() CaptainChaos79, nervous puppy, unaluna
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The story of- why there is an angel on top of the Christmas tree....
Many years ago on Christmas Eve Santa was trying to get ready to deliver presents. It was one of those times when anything that could go wrong did. The seat ripped out of his pants when he put them on. The reindeer were not ready to pull the sleigh. The elves did not have the presents packed and ready to go. As Santa went to tie his boots his lace broke. At the same time an angel came in and asked Santa where he wanted the tree.... And that's why there is an angel on top of the Christmas tree! ![]() |
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Bwahahahaha
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Not humor but people often build gingerbread houses during the Christmas season. This is an amazing gingerbread creation of the Overlook Hotel from 'The Shining'.
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The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well. anonymous |
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The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well. anonymous |
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