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Old Dec 22, 2015, 10:29 AM
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We've got humor threads for all sorts of topics. I thought a Christmas one would be fun.

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Old Dec 22, 2015, 04:22 PM
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My mother makes me crazy. She does not like presents unless she feels like they are useful to her and she will let you know if she doesn't like it. My whole family jokes that I fall for gimmicks and try things on impulse (some are very useful-Vegetable chopper gizmo....some not so much-chin exerciser). So this year I got my mom a prank gift box the nap sack.
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Nap-Sack/dp/B00G4GQFMG
I put her real present inside. I can't wait to see her face when she opens it. I amuse myself by pushing my mothers buttons.
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Old Dec 22, 2015, 07:06 PM
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All the way from Devon....

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Old Dec 22, 2015, 07:25 PM
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Old Dec 23, 2015, 10:44 AM
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Old Dec 23, 2015, 02:33 PM
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Santa's sleigh has all the presents for the boys and girls (who've been nice) of the world, and he delivers them all in one night.

That's beautiful.

Did you know that for Santa to travel that fast, and with the weight of all of those presents, Santa would burst into flames like a meteor entering Earth's atmosphere?

Oh, I hope kids aren't reading this!
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Old Dec 23, 2015, 02:36 PM
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Old Dec 23, 2015, 05:21 PM
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Old Dec 24, 2015, 12:01 PM
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We had this as out Christmas card years ago...

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Old Dec 24, 2015, 12:02 PM
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Old Dec 24, 2015, 12:07 PM
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Old Dec 25, 2015, 10:14 AM
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The story of- why there is an angel on top of the Christmas tree....

Many years ago on Christmas Eve Santa was trying to get ready to deliver presents. It was one of those times when anything that could go wrong did.

The seat ripped out of his pants when he put them on.

The reindeer were not ready to pull the sleigh.

The elves did not have the presents packed and ready to go.

As Santa went to tie his boots his lace broke. At the same time an angel came in and asked Santa where he wanted the tree....

And that's why there is an angel on top of the Christmas tree!
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Old Dec 26, 2015, 11:50 PM
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Bwahahahaha
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Old Dec 27, 2015, 12:24 AM
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Not humor but people often build gingerbread houses during the Christmas season. This is an amazing gingerbread creation of the Overlook Hotel from 'The Shining'.

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Old Dec 27, 2015, 12:39 AM
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