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Jul 12, 2007, 10:11 PM
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1. Only in North America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in North America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in North America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in North America.......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in North America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in North America.......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in North America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in North America.......do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in North America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in NorthAmerica......do they have drive-up ATM Machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER WHY? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting? Who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? what else????? |
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Jul 12, 2007, 10:44 PM
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
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Jul 15, 2007, 11:37 PM
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ohhh thats a good question Sab
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Jul 15, 2007, 11:54 PM
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oh BRILLIANT!!! haha i love it!
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Jul 16, 2007, 01:39 AM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
Kourtnee said: Only in North America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. </div></font></blockquote><font class="post">  haha, thats so hilarious. why do they do that? they could steal anything in the bank, yet, the pens are what they are worried about?? 
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