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#451
Jul 24, 2007, 11:08 AM
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Are bad jokes like good jokes only they have been to the naughty mat?
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#453
Jul 24, 2007, 12:37 PM
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Do you think I wan't flower power to come after me with her whip?
It was a little noisy last night don't you think? Are you telling me it was Sky and not thunder? Do you think I can't tell the difference because I can't hear? What? |
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#454
Jul 24, 2007, 01:40 PM
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Do you know the flower has no power today because she doesn't feel good?
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#455
Jul 24, 2007, 01:54 PM
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A flower losing her power is not a good thing is it? Do you need to see the gardner? Is the nurseryman more to your liking? |
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#456
Jul 24, 2007, 06:34 PM
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where do flowers go when they are not well ?
hope you have a power surge prottecter attached to your plugs for your pc petunia ?
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#457
Jul 24, 2007, 06:48 PM
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Do you know I took a two hour nap?
 I never take naps, and I mean never, you know? But I still feel like poo and I am tempted to forget my question mark so I can go to the Naughty Mat and have naughty people take care of me, is that something you guys would do for me? 
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#458
Jul 24, 2007, 06:49 PM
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of course we would take car of you petunia do you trust us ?
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No kind action ever stops with itself. One kind action leads to another. Good example is followed. A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. The greatest work that kindness does to others is that it makes them kind themselves.
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#459
Jul 24, 2007, 06:51 PM
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Yes I do trust you, especially if you will make me some chicken soup, ok?
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#460
Jul 24, 2007, 06:51 PM
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Would you like me to volunteer?
Are you sure you want a green frog taking care of you? Did you know somebody made the naughty mat look like are toxic dump? Are you sure that is where you want to spend your spare time? |
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#461
Jul 24, 2007, 06:54 PM
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im not very good at home made chicken soup but i can open a tin of heinz chicken soup would that be ok ?
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No kind action ever stops with itself. One kind action leads to another. Good example is followed. A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. The greatest work that kindness does to others is that it makes them kind themselves.
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#462
Jul 24, 2007, 07:04 PM
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You can open a tin of heinz chicken soup?
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#463
Jul 24, 2007, 07:06 PM
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yes pretty neat, i can cook, make a good stew and cornish pasty, but i think they might not be very good for a poorly flower what do you think ?
__________________
No kind action ever stops with itself. One kind action leads to another. Good example is followed. A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. The greatest work that kindness does to others is that it makes them kind themselves.
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#464
Jul 24, 2007, 07:08 PM
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Did you know I can burn water?
Of the 2 of us don't you think you are the better choice? |
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#465
Jul 24, 2007, 07:11 PM
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but because of the distance between us i think you would make a better nurse for the flower, unless the flower doesnt make a good patient what do you think ?
__________________
No kind action ever stops with itself. One kind action leads to another. Good example is followed. A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. The greatest work that kindness does to others is that it makes them kind themselves.
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#466
Jul 24, 2007, 07:14 PM
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If the big question of the night is whether you or I should care for Petunia are we in trouble?
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#468
Jul 24, 2007, 07:31 PM
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Would someone please get me a glass of ginger ale?
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#469
Jul 24, 2007, 07:32 PM
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Could I also have some crackers if it's not too much trouble?
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#470
Jul 24, 2007, 07:36 PM
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Do flowers drink ginger ale and eat crackers?
How sick are you? Are you contagious? Will you get back to your old (I mean young) self soon? Should I worry about you? How was the nap? Have I asked enough questions? |
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#471
Jul 24, 2007, 07:47 PM
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I'm not exactly sure what's wrong, I don't think it's the flu but I suppose I could be wrong but that's unlikely, right?
 Do you know I have passed out from dehydration waiting on that ginger ale? While you're up, will you get me a fluffy pillow please? |
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#472
Jul 24, 2007, 07:50 PM
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Is there anything else while I'm up?
Umbrella? Web feet? A million dollars? Your aren't expecting me to get them are you? |
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#473
Jul 24, 2007, 07:52 PM
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Feet? Do you really think so, keb? Shall I dare to dream?
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#474
Jul 24, 2007, 07:52 PM
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i found you somewhere to rest your stem leaf and petals, is this to your liking ?
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No kind action ever stops with itself. One kind action leads to another. Good example is followed. A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. The greatest work that kindness does to others is that it makes them kind themselves.
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#475
Jul 24, 2007, 07:55 PM
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And then you accuse me of sucking up, are you kidding?
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