Home Menu

Menu


Reply
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old Jul 13, 2007, 11:30 PM
Zen888's Avatar
Zen888 Zen888 is offline
Grand Magnate
 
Member Since: Oct 2005
Posts: 3,886
Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVOURITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends - - if they're okay, then it's you. I've done my job and sent this email to you , now it's up to you to send it on.
__________________
Please donate to your local animal humane shelter! Thank-you!

advertisement
  #2  
Old Jul 13, 2007, 11:40 PM
lenjan's Avatar
lenjan lenjan is offline
Grand Magnate
Managing Editor, PC
 
Member Since: Apr 2004
Location: Milky Way galaxy
Posts: 4,572
</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

</div></font></blockquote><font class="post">

I could go on an extended rant about this. Suffice to say it's one of my very biggest pet peeves! My bank's NSF charge is up to $35 -- leading me to seriously consider keeping my money in my mattress!
__________________



  #3  
Old Jul 14, 2007, 12:31 AM
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
: does keep his money in the matress lol
  #4  
Old Jul 14, 2007, 12:50 AM
heyjoe heyjoe is offline
Grand Member
 
Member Since: Jan 2007
Location: NY
Posts: 748
i keep my money in my shoe
  #5  
Old Jul 14, 2007, 06:40 AM
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
my son has a penny in his shoe. Why I do not know?
  #6  
Old Jul 14, 2007, 06:46 AM
pegasus's Avatar
pegasus pegasus is offline
Q&A Leader
 
Member Since: Jan 2006
Location: Here
Posts: 94,092
</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
Zen888 said:
Why, Why, Why

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"


</div></font></blockquote><font class="post">

Mmmmm...............so true. Thanks for sharing. Why?
__________________


Pegasus


Got a quick question related to mental health or a treatment? Ask it here General Q&A Forum

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein
  #7  
Old Jul 14, 2007, 09:30 AM
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Why do banks leave the door to the vault open but chain the pens to the counter?

Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways?

Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?

Why do we keep our expensive car in the driveway and lock our junk in the garage?
  #8  
Old Jul 17, 2007, 07:27 PM
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Why has no one answered our questions?
Reply
Views: 393

attentionThis is an old thread. You probably should not post your reply to it, as the original poster is unlikely to see it.




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:48 AM.
Powered by vBulletin® — Copyright © 2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.




 

My Support Forums

My Support Forums is the online community that was originally begun as the Psych Central Forums in 2001. It now runs as an independent self-help support group community for mental health, personality, and psychological issues and is overseen by a group of dedicated, caring volunteers from around the world.

 

Helplines and Lifelines

The material on this site is for informational purposes only, and is not a substitute for medical advice, diagnosis or treatment provided by a qualified health care provider.

Always consult your doctor or mental health professional before trying anything you read here.