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Aug 10, 2007, 09:29 AM
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines
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Aug 10, 2007, 10:10 AM
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Aug 10, 2007, 10:23 AM
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............very good, thanks for sharing.  
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Aug 10, 2007, 11:42 AM
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Liked that - thanks for sharing.
--splitimage
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Aug 10, 2007, 01:23 PM
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LOL Funny but true! ... Isn't it?
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Aug 10, 2007, 01:30 PM
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