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Nov 06, 2005, 11:29 PM
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What is the funniest psychology/therapy saying you've heard?
IE: People like you are the reason people like me needs medication. Medicated for your protection. I don't have issues. . .I have subscriptions!!
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Nov 06, 2005, 11:51 PM
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Seen on a bumpersticker:
Lord, help me be the sort of person my psychiatrist medicates me to be. 
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#3
Nov 07, 2005, 01:27 AM
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Better living through pharmacuticals!
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#4
Nov 07, 2005, 12:42 PM
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Some of these aren't mental-illness specific, but they speak to me of my inner self, trying to heal, trying to heal others... and, I am a prolific quote collector who just likes to share.
I read somewhere that 77% of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I am more intrigued by the 23% who are apparently doing quite well for themselves. - Jerry Garcia The greatest blessings come to us through madness, when it is sent as a gift of the gods. Socrates, Phaedrus Sometimes it’s a good idea to revere the sacred crazy from a safe distance. Arthur D. Hlavaty Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane. - Dogbert’s 1st Law of Business I would rather be whole than good. - Carl Jung Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the Light. It is through the cracks in our brains that Ecstasy creeps in. - Logan Pearsall Smith I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens. I’ve been knocking from the inside! - Rumi I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the straps. Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. One must have chaos within oneself if one is to become a dancing star. Friedrich Nietzsche Instead of heavy-duty, try putting yourself on the gentle cycle. Anonymous Insanity takes its toll. Please have exact change. Normal is in the eye of the beholder. - Whoopi Goldberg
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Nov 07, 2005, 12:43 PM
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Ok, sorry, I missed the whole 'funny' part... but some of mine are still funny.
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Nov 07, 2005, 05:35 PM
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>>Ok, sorry, I missed the whole 'funny' part...
Many of them are funny, but all of them are excellent quotes, Perzephone, so thank you for sharing them.
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Nov 07, 2005, 06:08 PM
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Stolen from Dolfin:
"Where's my straight jacket? I need a hug!"
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Nov 07, 2005, 06:16 PM
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not the funniest but, my Disney Tee shirt of tinkerbell: Mood subject to change without notice.
Also: Out of my mind, back in 50 minutes. ( for the therapy session?)
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Nov 07, 2005, 09:22 PM
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-i didnt crack my pills in half today!
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Nov 07, 2005, 09:47 PM
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I JUST REALLY LIKE : How's your amnesia??
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Nov 08, 2005, 10:52 AM
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<font color="purple"> Gone to find myself, if I return before I get back, keep me here.
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here. I have lots of friends, you just can't see them. I hear voices, they say they don't like you. I'm confused and I don't know why. All but the first I have on t-shirts </font> 
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Nov 08, 2005, 04:41 PM
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Today I was sitting out in the gazebo with a friend eating lunch and smoking and this guy came up...well we all got to talking about why we were in school and I said I'm in school because arkansas rehab will pay for me to go and he said what's wrong with you that rehab pays for you to go to school. I said I have a mental illness he was shocked and said you passed the compass test how did you do that. I told him I'm not stupid I'm crazy.
Jbug
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#13
Nov 08, 2005, 06:33 PM
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"I'm going crazy, but don't worry, it's a short trip..". my own quote!
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Nov 08, 2005, 09:03 PM
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If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
Thomas Szasz
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#15
Nov 10, 2005, 03:21 AM
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Saw this on a tee-shirt today: Schizophrenia, it's better than dining alone
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Jul 30, 2007, 03:46 PM
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Hahahaa. . .I'm not stupid, I'm crazy.
I LOVE THAT.
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Jul 30, 2007, 03:56 PM
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Excuse my sarcasm, I have issues.
Please do not disturb. (I'm disturbed enough already) Warning! Off my meds. Medicated for your protection. |
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Jul 30, 2007, 04:29 PM
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lol good one -I hear voices, they say they don't like you. lol I'm not stupid I'm crazy. |
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#19
Jul 30, 2007, 04:32 PM
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Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.
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Jul 30, 2007, 04:41 PM
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((((((((((((KEB)))))))))))) Best delusion is .....................the good life is right over the trees. Oh yea we are the sane ones. |
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#21
Jul 30, 2007, 04:46 PM
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Sanity is on back-order
Sarcasm is in unlimited supply |
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#22
Jul 30, 2007, 04:52 PM
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Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
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#23
Jul 31, 2007, 12:42 AM
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if you don't think that you're crazy,you're probably just not paying close enough attention...
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#24
Jul 31, 2007, 01:46 AM
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Here's a tissue for your issue.
I always do what the voices inside my head tell me to. I take meds for your sake. My psychiatrist just called. Apparently, out of all my personalities, I'm the only one late for our appointment. This is a great thread!  Okie
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Jul 31, 2007, 03:18 AM
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Got kleptomania? Take something for it!
I finally got it all together now, but I forgot where I put it. My inner voices can beat up your inner voices. |
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