I have been thinking about this and I think that we should form a team, practice a lot, and go run with the bulls in Spain next year.

We could wear the Psych Central colors (John, what are the colors?) and represent a support community that has NO rival.

We can all practice by having either packs of dogs chase us or if we live anywhere near a rodeo producer, we could go with the real thing. Contact me, for the nearest herd of bulls in your area.

Now, this will take dedication. And it will take someone who is crazy. I think we satisfy both of those.

Please sign up and the more the better. I'm certain some of us will have to drop out due to family stress, car trouble, lost cats, wayward SOs, anxiety, creative writing (that takes a lot of time) and
other things that I can't come up with right now.

Fayerody, Bull Runner
Director of The Psych Central Bull Runners

This group is not sponsored by Dr. John Grohol.He has had enough on his head lately.

The monies that we need will be raised by car washings, bake sales and several of those "date auctions"...WHO in their right mind, wouldn't want to date one of us?

[MOJO3]

Oh...Faverody...I think I qualify on more than one level here.

Sign me up...I look best in red and black...could those be our colors? I hear that bulls like those colors. Are we trying to attract the bulls or distract them? Skirts or pants???

Let me know when, in case the bake, dating, car wash sales don't pan out so I can start walking/running to the event. This sounds like so much fun.

I am ready to run with the bulls for PC, If PC would have me on the team...I might be to crazy for the team. Let me know...Mo the Jo3.

NO one is too crazy for the team. Surely John will let us wear red and black. Now that I think of it, those colors bring out a glow in me.

I'm certain that our money raising efforts will work. Especially the "dating auction"...... In case we haven't raised $400,000 by Spring, we may have to turn to other efforts.

[MOJO3]

Ahhh...Faverody...are we planning on running in front of the bulls or behind the bulls. In my opinion...I think it would be extremely CRAZY to run in front of...what do you think???

If we were behind the bulls, we might not have to run at all...we could just walk fast. And with the $400,000. from Doc John we could maybe even get someone to carry us while we drink pina coladas. We could get an ambulance to follow us and direct them to all the darn fools who tried to run in front of...and never made the grade. We would look extremely good in our red and black being carried while sipping pinas.

Hey this sounds better all the time.

As for alternative methods of raising funds in case Doc John backs out of the deal. I have a few prescription drugs that I could sell on line for cheap. I may suffer a small relapse but i am willing to take one for the team.

[bebop]

hahahahahaha I can't run so maybe someone could carry me? lol

i don't think John can finance us.....it would be a conflict of interest. it's gonna have to be the bake sales, car washes and the date auctions........

it is appealing to be behind the bulls......how about those things that they carried Cleopatra around on? or would that be risky for us and the carriers? pina coladas rock.

i have some pills that i can sell right here on the streets. i hear xanax is going for quite a bit right now. of course, then my anxiety would soar and i might not be able to lead the organizing and then the team when we get there......

wait! the pina coladas will need practice also. i'll just mix up a pitcher of those when i'm feeling a tad stressed and all will be well.

bebop, i picture a bright pink Italian scooter for you. i have a friend who has one and that thing just exudes sexiness.....and i don't think bulls will notice sexiness. they're more about the fools that run in front.

we need more volunteers. i'm hoping for at least 15.......

[nothemama8]

count us in , walker and all, oh btw we want to be behind the bulls
Angie

I do not think a sheep should get near a bull?
But will help with bake sale.................

[MOJO3]

If you sell all your xanax...I would share my lithium with you.

Yah...its to bad about Doc John and his conflict of interest. It would make things so much easier.

Scooters...what a kick but idea that is. Pink though...they may clash with our uniforms. I would want a little red scooter with flames on the sides. I might need an airbag...just in case I get excited and crash.

I just don't know about bake sales...I suck at baking. Can I buy baking at the store...I'm good at that.

Dating...well...my previous history shows more wounded than the run of the bulls. I have this to say in my defense...they started it. I suck at dating...it makes me nervous. lol

I am not very crafty...so no money there. Hey, I am good at adding numbers...I have a calculator...I could keep track of the money...just don't let me hold the money. Like I said I am very good at shopping. Hey........I could be the treasurer. What do you think Faverody???? How much money do we have now???

Let's see...0+0=0. Gezzzz, we may be running the bulls in our underwear....I have a box of red dye...I was going to dye my hair but I'll sacrifice it for the team.

[MOJO3]

car washes....oh yes....we could start with my car. The poor little thing...hardly remembers what a shamie feels like. It wants to run after the bulls too.

I can get four people in there easy as well as one in the trunk...still lots of room for pinas and the calculator...got a sunroof for those hot days in Spain. CD player works pretty good...excepting for the previous owner blew out the whoofer or tweeter and it has no bass. But anyway I regress.

We may have to go cheap on this run...so thinking of alternative ways to get there. Can you drive to Spain from Canada?????

Treasurer of the Run After the Bulls Fund
Mo the Jo3

Selling myself so I can run with the bulls? And I'm suppose to run in front instead of behind the bulls......hmmmmm

I'm not absolutely sure but bet I'll qualify for the "funny farm" no questions asked. Bet I'll even get the red carpet treatment too.

But then why not....it's something to do on Saturday nights.

[MOJO3]

Keb...it's okay...an earlier group vote decided we would run after the bulls...after all we aren't that crazy.

You are going to sell yourself??? Is there good money in that???
The rest of us are selling cookies or washing cars. Or selling prescription drugs on the street. There was mention of dating to raise money...I don't know how far that will go before the site shuts down. We better stick with the cookies and the drugs...hey...I have a recipe for that!!!!!!!!

[nothemama8]

we don't have to sell ourselves, we'll have a date auction, safer that way, maybe Doc will join in the auction, hahahaha

Oh......date auction. That's different.

I'm still not too sure I want to be behind a bull. It's not too safe there either.

this would be us if we were in front of the bulls.

Angie, we'll put wheels and a little motor and a platform on your walker. paint it red with black flames. all vehicles have to conform......

silly, the dating will be an "auction". who says we have to go out with them after the TREASURER gets the money?

i'm going to ask John to be the auctioneer. he won't want to be left out of this noble endeavor that we're doing for Psych Central's reputation.

sexy sequined dresses, BIG hair, chandelier earrings, stilletto heels.....stockings with that line up the back.....we'll drive those men nuts.....not as nutty as we are, but nuts........( )i expect we'll make half of what we need right there. we could even do a "running behind the bulls" city tour to raise money. kinda like "Dancing with the Stars"......along those lines, sorta, kinda, maybe.....(save a horse, ride a cowboy)

i have that cookie recipe also. if we slip that to the bulls, they will start giggling, get the munchies and play "Pink Floyd".

NEWSFLASH: we will need two male drum majors. one for ahead of us and one behind. the one ahead will scare the bulls into running forward and the one in the back will be for flash. all of that bending and strutting. add a little pizazz (sp) to the day.....i'm ready to take applications. you have to look good in spandex and be able to keep that funny hat on your head......above all......

i'm really good with American and Brazilian bulls, the Spanish may take a bit of work. i could go early and take in the sights AND get acquainted with the bulls.

this is building up to be one of our best efforts yet, to make John really, really happy and proud.

[nothemama8]

we'll bring some pooper scoopers hahahahaha

maybe we could get the country of Spain to allow the bulls to wear diapers.......

i'm pretty sure that any of us can drive to Spain. my neighbor, a man, said we could.

Ok I think I've got it now......auction....not sales.

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I'm ready now.

[nothemama8]

[MOJO3]

aution you say...
spandex you say...
pink floyd you say...

Gezzz sign me up twice...my car is already warmed up and ready to swim. I have a spray bomb and am painting it black...flame on!!!

I am not sure about the stilleto heels...I'm sorta a sandel type girl.

I got to go and bake some cookies for the bulls...now one cup of lithium to two cups of risperadol...or will that keep them up at night????

Adding...adding...1+1=2

TREASURER...Mo the Jo3

[MOJO3]

Whos in charge of starting the auction...or does that come later?

I heard that HeyJoe has some big bucks....lol...is he a spandex type of guy...do you think???

At the rate this venture is zipping along we could be in Spain way before the running of the bulls...will we need extra money for that.

We better bring some ice cubes...those guys in spandex will be getting pretty hot by the end of the day...we have to take care of our bull bait.

We will need a length of red carpet...and someone to roll it out and roll it up and roll it out again as we proceed with the bulls...and provide somewhere smooth for the walker to roll over.

Nothing sucks more than having your walker tip over...

[MOJO3]

I don't know Faverody...I don't think we should let you go to check out the bulls without us...sounds very dangerous. No backup.

I have had some bull...cowboy experience in a past life. Bulls are pretty much the same everywhere...(Or are u just trying to get a free trip to Spain???)

Shhh...(as treasurer...let me tell you...right now...no deal...maybe later...shhhh)

keep baking

woman, i love the dress and heels. you look familiar, thought........ have we met previously?

you are so on about the red carpet.....we sure don't want the walker to roll over OR get ahead of us......

won't risperdal make them sorta zombie like? we don't want to completely ruin the run......i always root for the bulls and i wouldn't want to be disappointed when they all laid down to snooze.....and the cookies are going to definitely take the edge off of them.......

sands will do. pain them red with black flames....

i've got a short strapless dress that i used to dress up in and pretend i was Bette Midler at costume parties. i had bigger boobs then and i'll have to use some kleenex this time. i also used to date Leon Russell at those parties..at least he SAID he was Leon......

i just had a thought, he plays a synthesizer now and we could hire him to put wheels on it and play "Up on a Tight Rope" for us.....before the bulls start yammering about Pink Floyd......

i really think that John is very excited to be the auctioneer and we'll pick a place and all show up......a very good time will be had by all.........

i may have been angling for an early trip to Spain....maybe, maybe not......am i that transparent?

count me in but in my current condition... red rash and all..... I'll have to be the night runner... wayyyyyyyyyy after the bulls to insure that I'm not in the sun...