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Sep 07, 2007, 12:50 PM
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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then asked, "Why did God throw him back down?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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Sep 07, 2007, 01:03 PM
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tee hee...kids are so funny...just a couple weeks ago my daughter politely informed me that LA Weight Loss will work for me because it works for everyone
 I have never once said anything about wanting to lose weight!
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Sep 07, 2007, 02:58 PM
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lol
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Sep 07, 2007, 06:12 PM
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</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
mybestkids2 said: tee hee...kids are so funny...just a couple weeks ago my daughter politely informed me that LA Weight Loss will work for me because it works for everyone I have never once said anything about wanting to lose weight! </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> Gee, does that mean it will work for me too! 
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Sep 07, 2007, 06:19 PM
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hahaha
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Sep 07, 2007, 10:26 PM
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Sep 07, 2007, 11:31 PM
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Jan I am glad you enjoyed that!
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Sep 08, 2007, 07:49 PM
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rofl....i sleep in the churches because i get unbelievably bored to death. the reason is not my beliefs. it's because i can't understand a word preachers say because i was born deaf!!! lol
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Sep 08, 2007, 09:39 PM
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lol that is one reason to go to sleep. I am however surprised they don't have a sign person for you there.
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Sep 09, 2007, 07:14 AM
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bebop...thank you for the laughs...Kids are so innocent and cute!!
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Sep 09, 2007, 09:16 AM
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yes they are! I actually got this in an email. I just had to share!
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Sep 09, 2007, 09:21 AM
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lol, gotta love the things kids come out with.
I have a younger brother who was learning about colours in pre school. The teacher asked if anyone knew what colour blue and yellow makes. My brother promptly raised his hand and said green. His explanation was that the water in the toilet is blue, but when he wee's (yellow) it goes green!
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Sep 09, 2007, 09:23 AM
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hahahahaha now that was a lesson initself!
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Sep 09, 2007, 04:49 PM
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When I met my English-speaking boyfriend I overheard my daughter (Swedish-speaking) talking to a friend. She said (in Swedish): "My mums new boyfriend is so stupid he cannot even talk"!
Hmm, that is bad ... Well now (a couple of years later) she is good at English and he speaks Swedish, so that is all sorted :-)
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Sep 09, 2007, 08:54 PM
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lol oh gosh! cute!
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Sep 09, 2007, 09:21 PM
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anyway, i don't much sign at all.....
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