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Oct 07, 2007, 12:40 PM
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> Nun At The Airport > > A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO CHICAGO. > > SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES THAT > TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY AND SEE WHAT > IT TELLS ME.' > > SHE WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE, STEPPED UP ON THE SCALE AND PUT HER NICKEL IN. > OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, AND YOU ARE > GOING TO CHICAGO.' > > THE NUN SAT BACK DOWN. SHE TOLD HERSELF THAT THE MACHINE PROBABLY GIVES THE > SAME CARD TO EVERYONE. THE MORE SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THE MORE CURIOUS SHE > GOT, SO SHE DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN. SHE WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE AND AGAIN > PUT HER NICKEL IN, AND OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH > 128 LBS, YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO AND YO U ARE GOING TO PLAY A FIDDLE. ' > > THE NUN SAYS TO HERSELF, 'I KNOW THAT IS WRONG, I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A > MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVEN ONCE IN MY LIFE.' SHE SAT BACK DOWN. > > FROM OUT OF NOWHERE A COWBOY CAME OVER AND SAT DOWN, PUTTING HIS FIDDLE CASE > IN THE SEAT BETWEEN THEM. WITHOUT THINKING, SHE OPENED THE COWBOY'S CASE, > TOOK OUT THE FIDDLE, AND STARTED PLAYING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC. > SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE HAD DONE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT THE MACHINE, THINKING, > 'THIS IS INCREDIBLE, I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.' > > BACK TO THE MACHINE SHE WENT, PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL, AND ANOTHER CARD CAME > OUT. IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU ARE GOING CHICAGO AND > YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK WIND.' > > NOW SHE KNOWS THE MACHINE IS WRONG, AS SHE THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'VE NEVER > BROKEN WIND IN PUBLIC A SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE', BUT GETTING DOWN OFF THE > MACHINE SHE SLIPPED, AND AS SHE WAS STRAINING TO KEEP HERSELF FROM FALLING > TO THE FLOOR, SHE BROKE WIND. > > ABSOLUTELY STUNNED, SHE SAT BACK DOWN AND LOOKED AT THE MACHINE. SHE SAID TO > HERSELF, THIS IS TRULY REMARKABLE! I HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN. ' > > SHE WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE, PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL, AND ANOTHER CARD CAME > OUT. IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU HAVE FIDDLED AND FARTED > AROUND AND MISSED YOUR FLIGHT TO Chicago' > Blessed I am Florence
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Oct 07, 2007, 01:33 PM
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Too Funny Sweet. I love it. Take care. Soidhonia
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Oct 07, 2007, 01:45 PM
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 Good one! 
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Oct 07, 2007, 01:45 PM
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Groan. I figured we were going to figure out how it was done.
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Oct 07, 2007, 01:48 PM
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Oct 07, 2007, 01:51 PM
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Oct 07, 2007, 02:09 PM
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LOL Good one!
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Oct 07, 2007, 04:41 PM
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I like that a lot!
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