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Oct 27, 2007, 11:29 AM
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This is from an old (2006) email I just found.
THE MOMMY TEST I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. ""Why?"" my daughter asked. ""Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs"" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, ""Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"" ""Uh,"" ...I was thinking quickly, "" All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."" We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. ""OH...I get it!"" she! beamed, ""So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."" ""Exactly"" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.
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Oct 27, 2007, 11:30 AM
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LOL thank you for the laugh, from a person that failed the Mommy Test!
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Oct 27, 2007, 11:31 AM
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lol
thats sooo cute 
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Oct 27, 2007, 11:39 AM
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I haven't taken the test yet ...
 My sister passed, so there's hope for me yet. 
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W.Rose ~~~~~ “The individual who is always adjusted is one who does not develop himself...” (Dabrowski, Kawczak, & Piechowski, 1970) “Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.” (Oliver Wendell Holms, Sr.) |
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Oct 27, 2007, 12:54 PM
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   I enjoyed that much too much
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Oct 27, 2007, 06:20 PM
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oh my god thats hilarious!!!
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Oct 27, 2007, 07:46 PM
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very very funny
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Oct 27, 2007, 09:30 PM
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LOL
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Oct 29, 2007, 11:27 PM
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OH thank you for the good laugh. I passed the mommy test.
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Oct 30, 2007, 04:01 AM
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LOL I can't wait to pass the mommy test.
Jbug
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#11
Nov 01, 2007, 09:17 AM
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omg, what a funny story! thanks for sharing. i am still grinning. that is so cute.
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