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Old May 12, 2018, 10:27 PM
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Old May 13, 2018, 12:27 AM
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I am actually quite amused

lol
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Old May 13, 2018, 12:33 AM
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Its funny cuz its true!
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Old May 13, 2018, 09:07 AM
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You cannot build an escalator to the moon!
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