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Dec 18, 2007, 08:51 PM
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Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe contest always comes from Earth? If Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? |
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Dec 19, 2007, 08:11 AM
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If Superman is the Man of Steel...how does he get a hair cut?
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Dec 19, 2007, 09:33 AM
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What if Spiderman has arachnaphobia??
And why DO superheroes wear their pants on the outside (underwear lol) If we brits call pants trousers, what do Americans call pants?   
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Dec 19, 2007, 02:24 PM
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Too Funny!!!!!!!!
BTW Jin, I don't know about the rest of my fellow Americans, but I call pants "too tight", and try to wear pajamas as much as the world will allow.
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Dec 19, 2007, 02:58 PM
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Would you be willing to be fed to a giant spider if it would save some planet of which you've never heard from destruction?
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Dec 19, 2007, 09:18 PM
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Which is worse, being called a royal pain in the butt, or... a hemorrhoid?
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Dec 19, 2007, 09:56 PM
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I'd rather be royal than something that's hard to spell! I mean. . . (wait for it) when I do it, I do it up brown? :-)
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Dec 19, 2007, 10:19 PM
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 You got THAT right, Perna! 
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Dec 20, 2007, 01:37 AM
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I love the humour in this thread. How about a joke?
1st Schizophrenic: My psychiatrist lectures at Harvard! 2nd Schizophrenic: My psychiatrist lectures, too. 1st Schizophrenic: Oh, yeah? Where? 2nd Schizophrenic: In his office. He lectures me. -Greg
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Dec 20, 2007, 09:01 AM
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If convenient stores are open 24/7 365....why are there locks on the doors?
Why do we call the place where we park our car a driveway, and the place where we drive our car a parkway?
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Dec 21, 2007, 08:55 PM
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 Yea and why is the winner of the Miss Universe pagent A L W A Y S From Earth ????? Oh and Jin in the States we call 'em britches or SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICXBEALADOCIOUS... But Britches was easier to spell....... Now you know the rest of the story....... 
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